See, now, we just get finished talking about how fabulous and selfless and awesome Brad Pitt and company is, and we’re feeling good and feeling high and all loving on our fellow human beings and then … this. This stupid fucking UGLY monstrosity of a monumental waste of twenty-five thousand dollars that could have been a mere tax deduction at the end of the year for one of the richer performers in this hemisphere.

/rant.

Any idea who the owner of this tacky piece of crap is?

Jump in to find out.

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Think what you want of Brad Pitt because of his ‘affair’ with Angelina Jolie, but he’s just a fabulous man all around. After Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, Brad and his posse swooped in and built a fabulous array of affordable, semi-indestructible homes for victims who’d lost everything. He donated time and energy to the Haitian earthquake relief effort, and now claims that he’ll be traveling to Missouri to help out the victims of the recent flooding that’s taken over the middle of the country:

“I spent a lot of time in Joppa, MO. My grandparents are from there and it is about 50 or 60 miles from where I grew up, so we’re looking into it now. … My thoughts are certainly with (the victims) and of course a lot of them will be coming out in the next few days, they have a big mountain ahead of them. I wish them the best.”

Some guys have it all: the looks, the charm, the talent, the moral fiber, the empathy for his fellow human being, and of course, one of the most beautiful women, bar-none, on the face of the earth, as his partner. That dude’d be Brad Pitt, and it’s so refreshing and admirable to see someone with such a pull in the celebrity world (and one that has tons of cash on hand at that) do the right thing these days.

So this is what Hilary Duff is resorting to for fame these days, huh? [The Superficial]

The X-Factor dumped Cheryl Cole already. This is a good sign. [Lainey Gossip]

Is this appropriate, now, Halle Berry? [Bossip]

Beyonce premiered her new song on AI last night – did you catch it? [ICYDK]

‘Sorry I screamed into your vagina.’ [Pajiba]

January Jones is officially a frigid bitch. [Huffington Post]

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s penis was just too bulky for some of his ladies. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

What were Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson doing at a lawyer’s office for nine hours? [Celebuzz]

Is Ronnie Magro-Ortiz getting, like, saline injections in his muscles? [Caught on Set]

Is Arnold actually in some legal trouble over these affairs? [Cele|bitchy]

Thanks for the quasi-boob flash, SJP. [INFDaily]

Oprah‘s last words were … lol what? [The Blemish]

“I want to be with my wife … Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in a beautiful and warm place. I’m a romantic guy.”

Robert Pattinson tells Glamour that his final days on this earth will be spent with the wife that he doesn’t yet have. So I’m confused. Does he want to be with his wife, or he does he want to do a remake of The Notebook? Because even though he didn’t mention, you know, dementia, it’s kind of implied in this case, isn’t it?

This is what Jennifer Lopez, Idol‘s hottest judge ever, wore on last night’s red carpet event for the show’s season finale.

And you know, if I take my glasses off this morning, and squint my eyes, it almost looks like she’s wearing nothing. Some might be alright with that, and some might not, but personally, I think the whole look is busted. IT’S NOT 1999 ANYMORE, JEN, so maybe you need to start archiving that quadrant of your walk-in closet.  Or just, I don’t know, BURN IT.

Jeez.

Damn, yo. Some people are making this thing out to be like Pippa’s panties are the secret, back entrance to the Cave of Wonders or something. It’s PANTIES. Granny-looking ones at that, in what I can see to be an unflattering grey color. I know Pippa Middleton‘s one of the hottest singles on the planet these days (and haha, isn’t Kate totally kicking herself these days), but come on.  It’s panties.

Hit up the gallery for the money shot, so to speak.