Yesterday, Sarah told you guys the happy news - Kim Kardashian is engaged! She also told you guys a little about the engagement ring (20.5 carats), but today, Amy Grindhouse has pictures. And it’s absurd.
Does anyone genuinely think this is a good look? Once a diamond gets to be a certain size, doesn’t it just look trashy? I know the ring cost $2 million – and that’s another issue altogether – but to me, it just looks like something you get out of a quarter machine that will turn your finger green in an hour, not like a piece of jewelry that you’re supposed to wear for the rest of your life or until the divorce proceedings start, which, let’s be honest, is the more likely scenario.
So let’s talk jewelry, guys. Am I totally clueless when it comes to fine diamonds, or am I right in thinking that this gaudy trinket is awful and tasteless?
38. Kirstie Alley is saying that she lost 38 inches off her waistline. I like you, Kirstie, but no you fucking didn’t. If you lost 38 inches, then you would lose an entire person, and a pretty decently sized person at that. Not to be mean, but check Yahoo! Answers or a tape measure and you can see that Kirstie’s claim is impossible and ridiculous.
Ladies, it’s ok, seriously. Just be healthy and happy and charming and nobody will care about exactly how many inches around your waist is. Can we all just agree on that please?
You guys, my boyfriend is so funny. I’m always like, “Zach, you’re so wacky!” and then we make out.
Oh, sorry, is this reality? Ok, my fault, I apologize. In reality, one of my favorite celebrities, Zach Galifianakis, interviewed another one of my favorite celebrities, Will Ferrell, and absolute hilarity ensued. I love Between Two Ferns, natch, and this was one of the better episodes, in my opinion. That may or may not be because I got oddly aroused at the part where Zach eats strawberries out of Will’s mouth. That’s an appropriate response, right?
Are you as underwhelmed as I am? I would take literally anything other than this bullshit forest. If they’d released a poster of Robert Pattinson gnawing through Kristen Stewart‘s uterus with Taylor Lautner creeping in the background, I’d have just loved it to bits. They could have made the poster just that picture of Kristen’s puppy, and at least I would have had something to fucking look at.
What are you thinking, Twihards? Are you disappointed, or is this just enough of a tease to get you going?
Kara goes over to her friend Paula’s house for a little party. She’s having a good time, you know, but then she gets a rumbly in her tumbly and has to eat something immediately. She moseys on over to Paula Abdul’s fridge and finds some brownies – success! She helps herself to six of the delicious treats before she’s satisfied, and then she goes back to partying. Everything’s fine, right? No, it surely is not:
“Six hours later I was like, ‘What’s going on?’” she said. “I fell out of bed, on the floor and stumbled down stairs … and the ambulance comes, and this guy is like, ‘This bitch is high as a kite!”
DioGuardi said she spent the following three days sick in bed. “I was hallucinating, I was on an IV. I stumbled out like junkie … it was bad news!”
Kara made sure to tell everyone that the pot brownies were not Paula’s (as if), but I don’t think that’s the part of the story she should have been worried about. Paula has earned the right to keep desserts laced with drugs in her home, but has Kara earned the right to just take six whole brownies from her hostess’ refrigerator? I think not.
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