Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:
9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.
8. Bruce Jenner is WAY too into this.
7. Is Kris Humphries in this video? The quality on my laptop sucks right now, but I want to be sure I laugh extra-hard if that is him with the white T and sunglasses.
6. I GET IT. You’re rich, you have a boat, the boat is centrally located on some water.
5. 2:00 mark: We were waiting for you, Khloe. … and your, um, blinking LED ring.
4. Those are THE ugliest gold shoes I’ve ever seen. And no, you do not get extra points for walking like you’re something else in them.
2. Who’s weird cabana-on-stilts/reject from Swiss Family Robinson thing is this?
1. Scott Disick doing anything except being a smarmy, smirky git. Fuck yes.
Well that was fun. What stuck out to you guys?