May 31, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

photo of victoria beckham and jennifer lopez pictures photos

It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s President Obama photo:
Sophie
“By his sixth Guinness, Obama was ready to lead the way in an ill-timed but rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.”

First runner-up: Lindsay
“I did NOT swallow.”

Second runner-up: Von
“Beer: $4.75
Trip to Ireland: $ 10,000.00
Man doing something to the president from behind: priceless.”

Congrats to Sophie, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!

36 Responses to “Caption This – Last Week’s Winners and This Week’s Photo!”

  1. Whatever89 says:

    I need to sit down…Wait is she..? Kid, is she in my seat!?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Why is she always stealing my spotlight

  3. Russ says:

    Why does she always try to steal my date?

  4. YoMama says:

    Bitch, I can make you move with jolts of electricity outta my eyes. Now get the fuck out my way.

  5. Daniel says:

    Bitch stole my seat

  6. Dillon says:

    In that moment she knew that the only way she was getting her seat back was over the body of that dead bitch.

  7. chloedc says:

    Extensions…too…heavy…how does J.Lo do it?

  8. Matthew says:

    “Ugh. I wish they would’ve sat me next to J. Lo. I hate Pauly Shore.”

  9. JJ says:

    You’d better recognize bitch!

  10. Craig says:

    This must be from “The Saint 2″ with Val Kilmer in disguise like that.

  11. Anonymous says:

    hey what is she doing in my seat

  12. Jennifer says:

    Bitch stole my talent

  13. Swag says:

    Smells like ass around here! Where’s J.LO?

  14. Sari says:

    if i could only get a little better look…. what are the chances J.Lo’s got naked pictures of herself on her phone? Who’s the wrinkly old girl giving the stink eye to?

  15. Brian says:

    Curly Haired Guy: “Holy fuck, I can read J Lo’s texts from over hear…damnit are they in spanish?”

  16. Anthony says:

    Dat ass!!!! >;D

  17. Cross says:

    Oh, you just had to show the nerd your naked pics.

  18. Chico says:

    Is the Jennifer? Whoa, she is showing him………. OMG!
    You let him do that to you!?

  19. Exavy says:

    THE OMEN VI – Eyeliner meltdown.

  20. jeremy says:

    Not only is she stealing my thunder but this kid next to me keeps looking at my rack

  21. Marevil says:

    Don’t be fooled by the locks that I got / I’ll kill I’ll kill Jenny from the back / Used to hate a little now I hate a lot / No matter where I go I know where I came from … I’M THE POSH !!!

  22. zelda fitzgerald says:

    is that a sandwich? or is it a picture of a sandwich? why can she eat and i caaaaaaaan’t???

  23. tami says:

    I wonder if she’s gonna start crying if I tell her she’s in my damn seat

  24. Mike Mc says:

    “B*tch, in case you didn’t know…I’m a mutha f*ckin’ spice girl dammit!”

  25. Mike says:

    “Most beatiful woman in the world…. my ass”. ” Although I do wish I had her ass”

  26. suze says:

    Okay! Now this is war.

  27. moglo says:

    i am the gatekeeper. r u the keymaster?

  28. John Miller says:

    That’s the bitch who stole my Geeksquad tech! Now I can’t figure out my smartphone!

  29. SarahChristine says:

    “Does this baby make my ass look fat? It still can’t be as big as hers right?

  30. Anonymous says:

    Andy Dick Kilmer is clearly more famous than his parents these days.

  31. Advait says:

    Seriously, anorexia is gettin’ the better of me. Gotta tell Becks to insure my ass for 1m to keep up with Jen I do. Maybe Ali G’ll help.

  32. cacahuatita says:

    That is…the Most beautiful woman? I starve to death…I should have a reward, like a burger or something…she eats and she get’s the whole Most beautiful woman plus can stand the weight of her own head without bending over? kill me now!

  33. beto says:

    Bitch! I was Jenny from the block WAY before you!

  34. Stacey says:

    Seriously? All these proposed captions suck. Where’s the creativity?

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