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19Angelina Jolie Talks About Brad Pitt’s Massive Penis and Other Important Things

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Boy, these two are just amping up their publicity a ton these days, aren’t they? First, Brad talked about finally getting married, which caused a huge stir, and now Angelina‘s talking about the REAL important things: penis size. In an interview with the UK’s Telegraph, Angelina discusses all things from parenting, to starring with Johnny Depp in The Tourist, to how much she admires her partner Brad’s, uh, manhood:

‘I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man,’ she says, blushing slightly, ‘in all things that it means.

Jolie also counters that the loss of her mother back in 2007 is still a very sore, raw subject:

Jolie’s eyes fill with tears when she tells me about her mother, who died in 2007 after battling cancer. “That will never heal,’ she says, softly. ‘But somebody gave me great advice. They said to me: “You’ll never get over it and you’ll never want to.”

She also talks her gothic past, and how ridiculous she felt it was in allowing herself to wallow in black sadness and self-pity when there were real horrors going on around the world:

‘When I was younger, and the reason a lot of people go dark, is that you don’t know where you fit in this life. It’s not that their world is not enough; it’s just that they can’t find answers to the questions and feelings they have.’ Jolie says that her world view changed when she began travelling. ‘When I first went to places where people were suffering from war and persecution, I felt ashamed of my feelings of sadness. ‘I could see more possibilities in my life.’

The older this woman gets, the more I actually find that I like her. The interview also quoted that Johnny Depp compared Angelina and Brad to a modern-day Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I guess you’d have to be over the age of 25 to really understand that comparison, or just love film and Hollywood history, but I personally think it’s dead-on.  And I’d, of course, love to hear more about Brad’s wang, if she’s talking, too.

May 31, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

19 Responses to “Angelina Jolie Talks About Brad Pitt’s Massive Penis and Other Important Things”

  1. YoMama says:

    Whatever. She, and he, still make me sick. Whether or not you’re an Aniston fan, and I can take her or leave her, he was married to someone else. Not cool.

  2. Captain says:

    It really pisses me off that she talks up her life with Brad so much. As disgusting as it is that she stole someone else’s husband, its a whole new level of low to shove it in the world’s face. She could atleast be classy (well…no she couldn’t) and keep quiet.

  3. max wald says:

    I heard all my life: “It’s not how big it is, honey, it’s what you can do with it.” Now we know that is not true: Size does matter to some women.

  4. madrugata says:

    Angelina is proud of her husband. Aniston is stupid bitch who keep eat one’s heart out that she lost man like Brad

  5. betty bigelsworth says:

    They have been married for quite awhile, have 6 children and do extensive charitable work. Jennifer Aniston is still alone, hangs with that cynical loser Chelsea Handler and continues making the most unwatchable dribble. (Did anyone actually see The Switch or Love Happens?) She lies about everything including her recent real estate buy in Manhattan even though this information is in the public record. All these years later & people act like this middle age woman is some sort of martyr. Move on folks

  6. Ike Nash says:

    This movie script,is for Mr Brad pitt,you should call your new movie,
    Revelations,in which you are the star and you also have,the leading role,in this new movie,and the story of this new movie,should be based upon this below :

    One day,you (Mr brad pitt),was in the church,of Ephesus,when an angel,came in and,told you,to leave,because,the devil,was there,so then,you(Mr brad pitt),left,and thanked the angel,of that church,and the angel told you(brad pitt),that because,you obeyed,it’s voice,that the Lord God will let you,eat from the tree,of life,which is in the paradise of god.Then you(Mr brad pitt),saw the Lord God sitting on a,throne,and,he looked so good,that he was to be compared unto,a jasper,and a sardine stone,and there was a rainbow,round about,his throne,in sight like,unto an emerald.Then the next day,after you saw all,of this,you saw 4 horses,and the riders,on the horses,were sent to cure,and hurt the world,then you Mr Brad Pitt,was given power to rule,the world,for two days,until,the Lord came

  7. Woofus says:

    People fall in and out of love ALL the time… all the bitter people saying she stole someone’s husband, like a man has no choice in the matter. I’d say they did everything on the up and up-he got a divorce, then they took their relationship public.

    I’d pick Angelina Jolie over Jennifer Anniston any day.

  8. Woofus says:

    And I’d hardly say they shove it in the world’s face, she was giving an interview and someone asked her a question. They’re definitely not the Kardashians mugging for photo ops of engagements.

  9. jester says:

    I personally would have both Jen and angelina fucking 3some both are so sexy Angelina would.be amazing in bed as.well as Jen.

  10. lookolluku says:

    we don’t care about your little words business[DISGUSTING]
    , we wan’t real gossip news

  11. C says:

    To those who are still upset about the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt relationship because it started when Brad was with Jennifer Aniston, I just have one thing for you to think about:

    “If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn’t have fallen for the second.” -Quote of Johnny Depp

  12. taxi says:

    Brad & Jen had problems way before Angelina showed up! Jen was beefing to the tabs about Brad’s gambling, poker nights with Clooney, Affleck & the guys, etc. They’d actually split & one of them (forget now which) moved to a BH hotel. Jen was & still is very cling-y. At some point, that Rachel act gets old. No, Angie didn’t “steal” anyone. Jen didn’t have him anymore anyway. Then Jen whined, boo hoo’d, yapped to every interviewer, parked on Mom Pitt’s doorstep for years & did everything one would expect an adolescent to do after she realized she’d blown it. The old (42) girl is a one-trick pony, named Rachel. She does whine & pout well though.

  13. Dolores says:

    i myself know angelina is into satanism and i believe she gave up her mother to a blood sacrifice to gain what she wanted most in the world which was brad pitt, she thought that would get her the respect of her peers in hollywood but she got the guy but she’ll never have the respect because she’s a loose cannon and cannot be trusted to toe the line.the only time news comes out about the true lovers is when they are propping up a movie tree of life? this big ol flop the critics are saying…Karma is a bitch!

  14. Lamb says:

    First of all, anniston is all hyped out to be some matyr, that is correct but shes ugly and sucks at acting and a lame o, shes not fun or exciting, theres nothing that looks like shes got some sparkle in life..shes so blah… secondly, i heard that anniston didnt want to have kids but brad did so it worked out beautifully for brad at the end. you need to go for what your heart desires and not what’s moral or not taboo etc. I think Angie is a martyr with all the work she does and her tatts show how much she cares for the world and she represents it too as well as her charity work worldwide…and adopting the small world after all…she has a big heart and shes hot…what does Anniston have to offer inside or out? nothing. :P decades ago, i was thinking if Brad and Angie were the hottest celebs how come they dont hook up? and now they did so I’m happy for them, theyre both finally happy & at a place where they love their life! how often can anyone accomplish that?

  15. diamondsmiles says:

    Didn’t look that big on the nude pictures available on the web, but, everything is relative.

  16. Ike Nash says:

    This movie script,is for Sir Brad Pitt,it is a comedy film,and I think that you should call your new movie,Let’s Ride,and the story/theme of Let’s Ride,should be based on:

    New movie title:Let’s Ride

    The story/theme,that this movie should be based on is:

    While having a drink,at a neighborhood park,in your(Mr Brad Pitt’s),society,you(Sir Pitt),saw a racing automobile,parked next to the sidewalk,so ya(Sir Pitt),went to have a closer,look at it,and when you(Sir Brad Pitt),got close to the car,you saw that it was open,and the key was still inside,the ignition,so you decided,to take a ride,because the owner of the car,was not around,so you(Mr Brad Pitt),took,a drive around the block,and came back,to find,the driver standing,in the spot where you(Sir Pitt),found the open car,so the owner of the racing car,offered to lend you(Mr Pitt),that same car,for a few days,just to have some fun in it.

    The end

  17. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Pitts

  18. Ike Nash says:

    Hello Sir Brad Pitt,I think you’re cool

  19. Ike Nash says:

    Cool Outfits,are you and Mrs Jolie Huge Celebrity Model???

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