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May 30, 2011 at 05:31 am by Sarah
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in my opinion she looks kinda emaciated. obviously works out / is fit but idk she needs some more meat on her bones
She Looks like a boy! She is so ugly! Who wo
I think she has a slight mustache in this picture.
she looks like an ironing board
eat a fucking donut
She’s pretty tiny. I would rather see some muscle definition on women. Be better role models for young girls. Muscular and healthy looking.
As the matchmaker from Mulan once said, “Too skinny!”
she looks like her boobs are sagging already and she looks TOO skinny
Pretty hot, but a bit too thin.
Audrina WAS all that hot. Look at last summer’s pics. She went through a drastic reduction in December and now she is flat and unflatteringly plain. Her signature cleavage is totally gone!
she forgot her ass at home, I guess…
She’s got a really long torso. I mean, how far below her belly button is her vagina?
Eww! least she has pretty teeth :)
I am from the caribbean,from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now,I live in Toronto,in the country of Canada,you can reach me at 4167522165,Ma name is Ike Nash,and I wrote sexy Mrs Patridge,a song,it is called Small World,and it was originally rapped,by a rapper named Nas,but dear sexy Mrs Patridge,I wrote ma own rap song for,ya,to the instrumental of Small World,using ma own words,plus I renamed the original name of this song and I changed it to Nice Outfit Honay(Honey),but I still wrote this song,to the instrumental of Small World,using ma own words,so this is ma love song for Mrs sexy Patridge.
The renamed song title:Nice Outfit Honay(honey)
Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Patridge:I got a good homie,his name is Bharti,and Johnny,we rock cds,and check the movies,and ladies,we look at TV,because,we dig,all the cities,we like ladies,but Mrs Patridge,we love ya,none above ya,we’ll like to hug ya,and kiss ya,never diss ya,I really miss ya,I’ll kiss ya,and buy you gifts,to,I’ll never trick ya,just hug ya,never thug ya,I’ll never bug ya,or mug ya,I’ll buy you dinner,with candle lights,drinks,and pasta,you’re a good girl,the world,should hug ya,and treat ya,so much nicer,I will be nicer and kinder,never quiet,so party louder,and prouder,keep on shining,keep smiling,lady,you’re treasures,so much better,than all the treasures,in this world.
This movie script,is for Mrs Patridge,I think that you,should produce,a new comedy movie and call it,Modeling On Broadway,this movie script,idea is completely original,it is all mine,and it was written by me,Ike Nash,and the story/theme of your new movie called Modeling On Broadway,should be based upon this:
Your new movie title:Modeling On Broadway
Story/theme of your new movie:
You(sexy Mrs Audrina),was the very sexiest,star model from a very successful modeling agency,when you(Mrs Audrina),was given a trip to France,to hang out with a very successful photographer,so you went to France,to party with Frankay Mavelo,who was the photographer,and at a party,you met some other models,who were alcoholics,and frequent party goers,then you all had a good summer in the city of France.
The End
Bitch needs a samich.
I concur! Samich for Patridge please!!!!
Yeah she is flat as a board and so screwed… Maybe she should buddy up with KIM K so that KIM K could tell her where to buy an ass…
she looks slightly bony
she does not posses too sexy boobs
She is too thin and I think her boobs are not attractive in bikini.
This song is dedicated to Mrs Patridge,it is called ASAP,and it was originally,rapped by a rapper named T.I.
but dear sexy Mrs Audrina Patridge,I wrote ma own rap song for ya,to the instrumental of ASAP,using ma own words,plus I renamed this song,for you,and I changed it to,What’s Popping Hun,but I still wrote it to the instrumental of ASAP,using ma own words,so this is ma song for sexy Exotic Mrs Patridge,thank ya
Ma renamed song title:What’s Popping Hun
Verse 1 for Mrs Patridge:What’s up love,you’re so,so pretty, babe,I’ll buy you,anythang babe,yeah,I’m from St.Clair,on the East,of ma city,so girl,now you know,get up,babe,let’s step out,honay,we’ll be chilling all day,yeah,yeah yeah babe,yeah,you’re such,a,pretty little thang,comb your,hair,babe,sweet lady,let’s go,now,into the town,into the town,pretty lady,let’s get down,yeah,you’ll wear,the crown,never mind,all the critics,lay-day,yeah,babe,I’ll keep you safe,everyday,babe,everyday,we’ll thugging,we’ll be mobbing,we’ll stepping out,shopping,babe,yeah yeah,babe,I’ll keep,you safe,now,babe,you’ll never frown,baby girl,we can get down,party up,and clown around,and get down,babe,yeah yeah
This is a movie idea/script for sexy Mrs Princess Audrina Patridge,it is a romantic/thriller/family movie,and I think that she should call her next newer movie She Will Be Loved,and the story/theme of She Will Be Loved,should be based upon this story/theme:
Her new movie name: She Will Be Loved
The story/theme of this newer movie is:
Once upon,a time you(sexy Mrs Patridge)was hanging out and dating,a very famous bachelor,from your city,then all of a sudden,he got very arrogant and abusive,and he liked talking to other women,and still wanted to have you(Mrs Patridge),as his main girlfriend,but you(Mrs Patridge)did not like it one bit,and you wanted to end the relationship between,you and him,and his name was Thomas Cromwell,so you told Mr Cromwell,that you wanted to break up,because,he was not nice anymore,but he was still arrogant,and selfish,still wanting to have his own way,so he said sure,thinking to himself,that he still had you(Mrs Patridge),then one day,you(sexy Mrs Patridge),met a nicer dude,who was not mean at all,like Mr Thomas Cromwell,and he treated you(sexy Mrs Patridge)so kind,that you forgot about Mr Cromwell,then Mr Cromwell,heard about you(Mrs Audrina Patridge)and the nicer guy,whose name was Mike Hepburn,he(Cromwell) heard that you(sexy Mrs Patridge) was dating Mr Mike Hepburn,and he(Cromwell)became very jealous,and he wanted to see you(Mrs Patridge),to talk you out of seeing Mr Mike Hepburn,but you(Mrs Patridge)found out Mr Cromwell’s intentions,and you did not want to see,him(Cromwell),anymore,at all,and Mr Mike Hepburn,helped you(Mrs Audrina Patridge),to move to a nicer part of the city,so that Cromwell,wouldn’t bug ya anymore,but he(Mr Thomas Cromwell) was still sticking his nose,into your(sexy Mrs Patridge’s)business,and you(Mrs Patridge),needed to get rid of Cromwell,from bugging you for good,and in the end of this movie,with the help of Sir Mike Hepburn,you(sexy sweet thang Mrs Patridge)and Mike Hepburn,got rid of Cromwell from bugging y’all,and you both lived happily ever after.
The end
This is a rap song to the lovely Mrs Patridge,it is called Crept And We Came,and it was originally rapped by a rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear sexy Mrs Patridge,I wrote ma own love song for ya,to the instrumental of Crept And We Came,using ma own words plus rapping style and flow,and I also renamed this song for ya,and changed it to Hello Babe,but I still wrote it to the instrumental of Crept And We Came using ma own words,so this is ma song to the lovely sexy Mrs Princess Audrina Patridge
The renamed song title : Hello Babe
Ma chorus for her :
Girlfriend,I think you’re the bomb,yeah,yeah yeah,babe,and babe,I’ll like to,feel your charms,yeah,okay honay,it’s sunny,and I’m,very funny,to make ya laugh,and smile,stay pretty,hey lady,I’ll like to,have your babies,have drink,with me babe,you’re pretty
Verse 1 for sexy Mrs Patridge:
Ride babe,on the east where I hang,swang,pretty honey,you’re, such a darling,honey,swang babe,cause your cute,plus sex-ay,hey babe,I’ll take you,out to dinner cutie,in ma city,where the sun shines,bright,and it sets very,late,girl,what’s up tonight,and today is ma birthday,so I’ll write,hi honay,hello,hello sexy honey
This is a new movie idea/script,for Mrs Patridge,I think that her next new movie should be,a comedy/family film,and she should call it Rolling With Hank,and the story/theme of this new movie should be,based upon this theme:
Mrs Patridge’s new movie title: Rolling With Hank
The story/theme of Rolling With Hank is this:
While attending a University,in the state of Michigan,you(Mrs Patridge)met a dude named Johnathan Hanks,and the both of you,became really good friends,and then you both went shopping together sometimes,and you also,cooked and ate together sometimes as well,also you both went to the same Campus house parties,and had a blast at them(The campus house parties).Then one day,you(Mrs Patridge)and Mr Hanks,bought a lottery ticket together,and it was the winning ticket,you(Mrs Patridge)and Johnathan Hanks,both won Fifty Million US Dollars,together,and you both celebrated your victory,at another campus house party,then you both decided,to open up a restaurant & lounge,and you were both the owners,and you managed it together,then your(Mrs Patridge’s and Mr Johnathan Hanks’s)business,kept expanding as time went,by,and you both became more successful,because of this business,and you both lived happily ever after.
The End!!!
This is a song for Mrs Audrina P,it is called When We Ride,and it was originally rapped by two rappers named Bizzy Bone & Mr Criminal,but dear Mrs P,I wrote ma own rap song,for ya,to the instrumental of When We Ride,using ma own words,so this is ma song for sexy Mrs Patridge,using ma own lyrics
Song Title:When We Ride
Ma chorus:
One day,I was riding,on the highway,on ma way,to work babe,in a Benz,with ma friends,lay-day,we were happy chilling,never sad,pretty bay-bay,get um up,so we acted loudly,gladly happy,to be,in the car,pretty lay-day,swerve swerve,swerve,like a bird,I’m free,pretty honay,you’re so cute,sexy lay-day
Verse 1:
Ike Bone,is the name,Ike Bone’s,in the places,never hasty,never hasting,never racing,to be greedy of gain,honay,when we ride,it’s fine,it’s alright,party tonight,that’s right,sexy lay-day
Being famous is a good thing,I think Mrs Patridge’s fame is fantastic,keep up the good works
Have a good weekend Mrs Patty Audrina P,may the real King Of Kings His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I the 1st love and care for ya,ma dear Godess
Get your drink on,and party up Mrs Patty A P
This is a song for Mrs Audrina Patridge,it is called Are You Feelin’ Me,and it was originally sang by a female singer named Aaliyah,but dear Mrs Audrina Patridge,I wrote ma own song for ya,to the instrumental of Are You Feelin’ Me,using ma own lyrics,plus I renamed this song for you,and I changed it to I Hope You’re Fine,but I still wrote it to the instrumental of Are You Feelin’ Me,using ma own words,so this is ma song for her
The renamed song title: I Hope You’re Fine
Verse 1 for her:
Let’s have dinner babe,yeah yeah,girl you’re a winner,and I’ll make sure,you’re okay,yeah babe,taking it slow,taking time,living fine,living good,everyday,parties,every friday,back down to monday,sitting back feeling great,feel the cool breeze,soaking up the sun,have fun,have more fun,lady.
Ma chorus for Mrs Audrina patridge:
I feel ya,pretty babe,girl you’re a,legend,and a super honey,lay-day,model honey,model if you like,nice smile,looking nice,girl you’re the sweet type,so nice,your light shines bright,brighter, everyday,you’re so cool babe,you’re so cool,you’re not cruel,this is true,bless you,bless you,sexy lay-day.