So, late yesterday afternoon, Lindsay Lohan was (like, rather sneakily, right?) photographed hanging out on the roof of her Venice townhouse, where it’s reported that she has a pretty wicked view of the ocean. Apparently, Lindsay’s trying to bring her house arrest/alcohol monitoring bracelet back in vogue, just based on the way she’s strutting her stuff and putting the bitch on display. I can fondly remember a time when, if I heard that someone I knew was on house arrest, I’d be like ‘Wow, that’s totally fucking trashy. Remind me not to invite that scuz to my next Christmas party,’ or whatever. But Lindsay? She’s an ICON, so she PULLS IT OFF, doesn’t she?
No? Yeah, I didn’t think so either. Still trashy.
Either way, there’s no place like home, girl.
Images courtesy of TMZ
i want one
She’s like a dog with a porcupine, repeatedly getting quilled and just getting more obstinate.
She simply doesn’t get it and chooses to live a life with a ball and chain on her ankle rather than go along with the program.
Hello sexy Princess Mrs Lindsay Lohan
Dear sexy Princess,Mrs Lindsay Lohan,may The Most High God,His Imperial Majesty Emperor Haile Selassie Ike The 1st,bless,love,and care for,you,my dear one,and I wrote,ya a love song,it is called,I Understand,and it was originally sang by a rapper named Bizzy Bone,but dear sexy Mrs Lindsay Lohan,I wrote ma own song to ya,to the,instrumental of I Understand,using ma own words,plus I renamed,the original,name of this song,and changed it to,You’re Such A Pretty Little Thang,so this is ma song that I,wrote for ya,to the instrumental of I Understand,that was originally rapped by Bizzy Bone.The word bay-bay,in this song means baby,and the word lay-day,means lady
Ma renamed song title:You’re Such A Pretty Little Thang
Chorus:Hey,pretty lay-day,what’s up babe,how is things,with ya,late-lay,babe,keep shining babe,you’re a darling,girl,a sexy thang,and I hope,you had a very,good day,pretty thang.
Verse 1:Movies are,great,girl,keep acting babe,leading the way,girl,you made ma day,stay cool,up in the shades,girl,I’ll never say,words,that,will make you shed a tear,sexy bay-bay,anyway,babe,girl,please come my way,swing it this,way,girl,like everyday,the stars were,shining,brightly,yesterday,babe,I hope,you’re great,girl,girl can we date,bay-bay,cool,just like the breeze,that blows,honay,girl,you look,so sex-ay,such a darling, girl,you dress,so sexy babe,I tell the Lord,to love,you dearly,and take good care