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Why Hasn’t Anyone Publicly Admitted They Impregnated This Woman?

So January Jones is just about the most flawless looking pregnant woman I’ve ever seen. Just gonna cut to that part of this whole post ASAP, because I truly don’t understand why the dude who put that kid in her isn’t making announcements like, “EXCUSE ME, EARTH! EXCUSE ME, I GOT THAT HOT CHICK FROM MAD MEN PREGNANT!”

For those of you who have no idea what’s going on: January’s pregnant and no one knows who the dad is. Some people are saying it’s a dude from Saturday Night Live, others are saying it’s the director of X-Men and honestly? It’s not really any of our business, but it’s fun to try and guess who put their you-know-what in her you-know-what and made a kid.

Either way, chick’s bangin’.