May 26, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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“I want to be with my wife … Sitting on a deckchair, sipping some tea, and reading books in a retirement home, in a beautiful and warm place. I’m a romantic guy.”

Robert Pattinson tells Glamour that his final days on this earth will be spent with the wife that he doesn’t yet have. So I’m confused. Does he want to be with his wife, or he does he want to do a remake of The Notebook? Because even though he didn’t mention, you know, dementia, it’s kind of implied in this case, isn’t it?

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