May 25, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Nicki Minaj

All right, first I’m going to give you guys the story on Nicki Minaj and then we’re going to discuss our feelings.  Ready?

Hello, diva — Nicki Minaj. During her (lip-syncing?) gig Saturday at Chateau, her workers told people at the club that they were not allowed to make eye contact with Minaj, according to inside sources.

Attention, mere mortals of Vegas and the world: We are too peasantry to observe Nicki Minaj’s gaze.

She is the exalted hierarchy of no-looking-in-her-eyes potency, a specimen of unrivaled divinity that no man or woman dareth behold — just like Medusa, the Gorgon monster with snakes for hair.

If you see Nicki Medusa — in person, on TV or online — cast your glances away! You may turn to stone asunder!

Yeah, yeah, haha, Medusa, but really this is ridiculous, right? These “inside sources” are just trying to start some shit.  I mean, I’m not the biggest Nicki fan on this blog or anything, but I can’t imagine the girl with the rainbow unitard and the T-rexin’ arms would make such a diva request.  Do you guys agree, or do I not know Nicki as well as I think I do?

4 Responses to “Don’t You Dare Look Nicki Minaj in The Eyes”

  1. she’s such an attention whore if u ask me tbh

  2. Anonymous says:

    sorry thats not like nicki she might be crazy but shes not some stuck up damanding bitch im one of her biggest fans

  3. MZSWAGG_101 says:

    Omg god so creepy

  4. MZSWAGG_101 says:

    Look at eyes? Creepy

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