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10Selena Gomez Goes to the Beach With Justin Bieber and His Nipples

photo of justin bieber and selena gomez at the beach pictures photos

Hey, look, it’s those crazy teenage lovers, Selena and Justin. Man, can you imagine the heartbreak that’s gonna go down when these two split? You know it’s going to happen – it’s inevitable. And it’s going to go one of two ways: Selena’s going to get tired of napping next to a kid who doesn’t have a shred of hair on his concave chest and move along to much bigger, older, HAIRIER dudes, or Justin is going to grow bigger than his britches, turn eighteen, and kick Selena to the side of the street once he sees what kind of puss his scrawny ass can get JUST BECAUSE HE’S FAMOUS.

Also? Does Justin have some kind of tattoo on his right side (MY right; his left) emerging from his armpit, or does this kid just live and breathe his music so hard that he actually, like, sweats smeared, inky lyrics?

And who’s going to break up with whom when this crap finally does happen?

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May 24, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah

10 Responses to “Selena Gomez Goes to the Beach With Justin Bieber and His Nipples”

  1. Stacey says:

    I read somewhere that yes, he did get a tattoo there. Some kind of bird, I think?

  2. rubina says:

    ok u now i love justin but selena more cus shes my idale u now.so justin your fuckin hot! but not ass hot ass selena sorry selena u shude dump his sorry but hahahaa i love u selena and i now your number 952-472-6807

  3. flouise says:

    i bet he prays for puberty every night before bed.

  4. lulu says:

    nice thongs, beibs.

  5. Niel says:

    so sweet couple..i like it;)

  6. snicket says:

    the person that wrote this blog is a jealous faggot. get over the fact that he gets to sleep with her and you will NEVER have a chance with her. and lol at you making fun of his body, when you’re a fat piece of shit who sits in front of the computer everyday xD

  7. babygurl says:

    they r so not having sex if they were every1 wud no

  8. laraloo says:

    well all i have got to say what the hell selena is defo gay for gooing out with him ..!!

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