It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! (Oh, and check your email for your winner’s notice, too, OK?)
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Joe Jonas photo: Jenna
“Dude, Joe, show ’em your Ke$ha face.”
First runner-up: Kate
“Check out my bedroom eyes.”
Second runner-up: Dillon
“What the morning after is supposed to look like.”
Congrats to Jenna, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Tonight, I am gonna show my white friends at the white house how you party like the first black president.
Cheers — To being the first black president in the USA! I know this is a couple years later from when I ctually won the national congress over but I’d like to thank everyone for being here today, in my honor.? !
Cheers — To being the first black president in the USA! I know this is a couple years later from when I ctually won the national congress over but I’d like to thank everyone for being here today, in my honor.? !
(Sorry i never posted my stuff. :3 so i had to repost)
I hear that this image was actually Photoshopped and that he was actually holding a 40 ouncer of Old English.
“The Irish are the Blacks of Europe! Say it with me, I’m Black & I’m proud!”
Who do I throw the pint over? The fat git or the one thats not even looking?
Whassup!!!!!!!!!
Forget about the economy,the Rapture is coming!! Let’s party!!!
I like my beer like I like my women – black and stout.
hey look at that ass yeahh
By his sixth Guinness, Obama was ready to lead the way in an ill-timed but rousing rendition of the Star Spangled Banner.
I’m not as think as you drunk I am, Mr. Pazzarapi
Hey! You ever heard of Gitmo? Good. Then shut the fuck up ’til I finish my beer.
I’m black, im a chain smoker, and i’m a heavy drinker. Aren’t you guys glad you elected me for prez
” I never knew they served fried chicken and waffles at an irish pub.!!!!!!!!
I don’t drink often, but when I do, I drink this piss vinegar!
I am drinking so i don’t feel the sadness of me not getting another term
I’m partying while America is being destroyed by tornadoes. Duh Let someone else take care of it. I’m busy
And then this Jewish guy say’s …….
Irish Breakfast…. I guess its 12pm somewhere in the world! Cheers Hilary, Holidays Time Bitches!!
“you racist pricks weren’t going to re-elect my black ass anyway, BOTTOMS UP”
“leave it up to a Blackman to clean up a whitemans mess”
“Hey George I Just finished taking care of that THING in the desert”
“crakkas want me to fight they damn battles now I gotta fix they damn economy too, life sucks for a blackman Drink up niggas”
“anotha day in the office wit these fake ass crakkas ***SIGH***”
“why is this dude smiling and open your eyes slackoff”
O i can do this all day
Sarah is one hot ass snowflake
I aint no spam holla @ me Sarah…LOL
hey! ya, u! U THINK I KARE?!?!?!!?!? CUZ I DON’T! AHAHAHA…
Tell your momma, Ill be over later. Tell her to look nice.
Cheers!
I don’t know.. Maybe you SHOULD be afraid of the Dark…
“Obama got Osama” i think that’s my next campaign slogan!!!
I did NOT swallow!
“Can someone get these assholes away from me please?”
Of course hes drinking a dark beer
Well folks… I tanked an entire nation. Bled it dry. Ruined future generations. Demolished the Ameri… Amer… Ah, ah…. The hell with it – CHEERS!!!
This is fun, can’t wait to visit Amsterdam and sample their goods.
“TRUMP this!”
“Hey, I’m gonna need this if these drunk-ass white boys keep following me around…”
“What makes me a good president? if i were a bad president i wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ya, now would i?
“What makes me a good president? if i were a bad president i wouldn’t be sittin’ here discussin’ it with ya, now would i?”
Beer. $4.75
Trip to Ireland. $ 100 000.00
Man doing something to the president from behind priceless
“Hey hows about another” HOW MUCH? “Man this green stuff isn’t worth as much in the last couple years” Wonder what happened?
Hey!!! Call my wife and tell her I’m in an emergency economic meeting and I’ll be in at about one o’clock tonight.
If my line of BS was half as smooth as this beer I’d have it made in the shade.
Aw hum damn,hey honey it’s not what it looks like. I was just showing the guys here my new going green campaign honest.is this a face that would lie.
I do my best policy-making when I’m about three sheets in the wind.
I know it’s un-American but they are out of Blue Ribbons.
HEY! they got osama,but they missed abama,,,CHEERS!!!!!
“I like my women like I like my beer, black, with a little blond on top!
“Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling.” “No seriously, the pipe is calling after I finish this pint, check out the smile on Danny’s face behind me, he’s coming with.”
By the time I’m done drinking this, I will be looking like my dad!!!
I feel a draft in here!
GOT MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE, GOT OSAMA, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO FOR YOU MOTHER*UCKERS……YES I DID.