“I’m definitely like my own style, like leopard print, like total guidette. Just like everybody loves Gaga. Why does everybody love Gaga? Because she’s herself and she’s not trying to be anybody but her. So I think, you know, I’m kinda like Gaga.”
Snooki, honey child, when I go to the bars in the bad part of town, I don’t see ladies in penis shoes and meat clothes. However, I do see tons of girls who have shoved themselves into too-tight dresses and are probably in the process of dying from hairspray fumes. Guess which category you fall under, sister?