Look at our girl Lindsay now – she’s doing RADIO INTERVIEWS. Next thing you know, she’ll be hitting the big time again and doing, I don’t know, mall appearances or something. Some kind of crap book signing in the self-help section of Borders, does that sound about right?
Anyway, Lindsay appeared on Australia’s Kyle and Jackie O show where the hosts bugged Lindsay to give a definitive answer on her sex life, and whether or not she’s straight gay, or if dudes still have a chance.
I tried to listen to the other stuff she said, but it was really hard to understand what the hell she was saying through those sausage-like links lips. It was like listening to a recent stroke patient with a smoker’s cough.
How about you guys: would you still hit it?
I’d hit it with a fire hose pumping bleach. Maybe that would get all that skank off.
… LOL
That’s my girl.