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Joaquin Phoenix Meet Hot, Hot Meet Joaquin Phoenix

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I know it’s been awhile so you both probably forgot, but you guys were acquainted at one time before. Actually, you knew one another quite well. Some (like me) might even say that you guys were practically indistinguishable from one another.

For awhile, though, it seems that there was a rift by the name of ‘Art’ that separated the two of you, and you both became strangers to one another.

Thankfully, however, I can see that you’ve both been able to overcome your differences and now see the light: where there’s a hotness, there’s a Joaquin once more and for that? Well, fuck. I am just tickled – even if you ARE prematurely grey, Joaquin. I mean, I am too. So I guess that means something. Something like that we should sleep together or something. You know. Something like that.

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    • Oh man. Really? I thought my taste ran to the odd, but I guess it’s beyond even that, then. LOL

  • No, I’ve never been a huge Joaquin Phoenix girl, but I can get behind this. Yeah.

  • I love, love, love Joaquin Phoenix. He is so handsome, and he was so hot on Gladiator.