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May 12, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
Have you seen photos of Jess’s expanding baby bump yet? Because somehow, Jessica Alba even makes pregnancy sexy, and I’m sure there’s a couple of dudes out there who have pregnancy fetishes as it is, who are totally rubbing one out to these photos. I’d normally say ‘I can’t blame them,’ but pregnancy fetishes to me are weird, and the mere idea of an erect penis getting even remotely close to poking the top of a baby’s soft head during sex makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
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So, listen up pregnant women. You should stick to hummers, butt sex, & tit fucks so Sarah doesn’t hork all over her kb!
LOL!