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Um, Did I Miss Final Destination 4 or Something?

Because here’s a trailer for Final Destination 5, which would obviously come after 4, but I didn’t even know a number four was made. Crazy. What kind of porous rock have I been living under, jeez.

Anyway, the cast has completely changed, naturally, but Tony Todd reprises his role as the creepy coroner. Honestly, though? Nothing could ever really top his role as the Candyman. I watched that movie in 1990 when it came out (I was 7) and it’s totally horrified me ever since. For real, I won’t even look in a mirror if it’s dark.

Either way. Tony Todd or no Tony Todd, I will not be seeing this movie. As far as I’m concerned, horror movies have gotten way too visually disturbing over the last decade, and the last thing I want to scar my subconscious with is a visual of a woman holding a teddy bear with half of her fucking face burned off by a laser.

Are you guys going to see this garbage?

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  • Yeah, final destination 4 was the 3D one… they should’ve stopped after the second movie.

  • it was know as The Final Destination, they should of went meta and had Shawn William Scott do a walk on if it was the Final