So, Johnny Depp, versatile Jack of all trades (did you see what I did there? ‘Jack’? Like as in ‘Jack Sparrow’? Yeah. I thought maybe you’d like that) is considering taking on a role of a legendary rock band musician – if a movie is ever made, that is.
Depp did a recent interview with Extra! where he professed his long-time admiration for this musician/friend, and claims that he’d totally play him if there was ever a biopic tailor-made for this larger-than-life character.
Take your guesses: who’s Johnny Depp flattery-fucking?
Jump in to find out who it is!
If you guessed Steven Tyler, you’re totally right. I’m going to admit, though, that even though I’m quite positive Johnny could tackle the role of Aerosmith’s frontman himself, I’m curious as to how the fuck they’re going to make him resemble Steven Tyler? Depp doesn’t exactly strike me as a plastic surgery kind of guy, and I’m not even sure the space program has developed the right synthetic fabric to create the rubbery face that Steven Tyler apparently stole from the Russians.
What other legendary rockers do you think Johnny would be more suited to play?
David Bowie.
You bet your ass … That’s a great one.
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This,movie script,is for Sir Johnny Depp,ma name,is Ike Nash,and I live in Ontario,in the country,of Canada,you can reach I,at 4167522165,for,newer movie scripts,and this idea,was all,mine,it is very original,and I think,that,your other,new movie,should be,a comedy,movie,and you should it Adventures In The Country Town,and the story/theme,of your,new movie,should,be based upon this:
Your New Movie Title:Adventures In The Country Town
The story/theme of the new movie:
Early,on a saturday morning,you(Depp),was,on a train,on your way,to the town square,to shop,for newer clothes,when you,saw,an antique jewelry store,as the train,arrived,at it’s point,of destination.The name of this town,was called,Great Town,and there was lots,of people,shopping around,and selling different merchandises.Then you(Depp),saw,an awkward looking,guy,looking,at your shoes,for some reason,so then you(Depp),walked,by,and went,into a grocery store,then on,the floor,of the store,you(Mr J Deppy),found,a treasure map,that led,to great riches and wealth,so you took,the treasure map,and went with some,of your friends,to find,the hidden treasures.