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Johnny Depp Cleans Up So Nice, Doesn’t He?

A photo of Johnny Depp

After what seemed like years of long unkempt hair and general scruffiness, our beautiful, classic Johnny Depp is back.  Don’t worry, he still has a little scruff and his boundless love for accessories, it’s just that now he looks more like the guy who starred in such classics as Cry-Baby and Benny and Joon and less like this one homeless guy I saw a couple of years ago that I wanted so much to marry, right after an extensive bath.

Lookin’ good, Johnny.  Love the pocket square.

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