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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Amanda Seyfried photo: Brenda
“He told me it was just a rash and said it wasn’t contagious!!”
First runner-up: Jadam
“Wow this ‘at home self-gynecological kit’ sure is nice. It even comes with a fully illustrated book to help me understand all my naughty bits using animal illustrations. Sure wish I had an elephant’s trunk instead.”
Second runner-up: TiStick
“Back in a jif with another story, kids … right after i drain the giraffe.”
Congrats to Brenda, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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Baby’s Sex Revealed: Snooki’s Having a …
i think that a girl would be best because ever one wants to have a girl i no i would plus a boy would be good to because there would be a boy to take out the trash n all that n not so much drama as a girl -
Surprise: More Inappropriate Photos of Courtney Stodden!
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Kanye West Wants Kris Jenner to Stop with The Plastic Surgery
Oh kanye ! You silly egomaniac man child….if she doesn’t hack away at her face ..how else will the people be entertained?
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Pepto-Bisssssssssssssssmol…
“Hey look! I’m as bloated in this dress as my talent!”
Does her ass make me look fat?
Nice. I like it. Not nasty and still funny. Well sort of funny.
Oooo, I’m bad!
“These bitches have NO idea what it’s like to be me. Let’s see, if I squish in my gut with one hand and press my ass with the other, maybe that will keep me from simultaneously prolapsing both my uterus AND my anus.”
“I can even make a queef a number one hit. Take that bitches!”
Haha! Awesome…and so true.
That reminds me. I must give Russell his penis back.
Oh, I don’t think I was supposed to eat in this dress… Bucket and toilet stat! I’m gonna loose it on both ends!
No caption…. But could someone tell me what the fuck is wrong with her cheeks?
“This is where Russel put his sex-addicted blessing in me”.
It’s the only way Russell Brand is getting anal
Russell didn’t take care his dutys to I hired her
Lip injections check, Penis gone, Check, booty pop undies, Check
Strike a sexy pose, CHECK! I am TOTALLY AWESOME!
Maybe if I stage my death and blow a raspberry nobody will notice my sex change! HEE-HEE.
So this is how Katy gets Russel to sleep with just one woman.. put another naked body on her own and make faces. seems effective. id bone that.
” No Seriously guys.. I swallow 3 cans of pop and I can play Innagoddadavida Drum Solo… my fingers help my butt do the base drums and I get the symbols and small drums with my lips.. Here… Check this out..”
EXIT ONLY!!
My neck, my back, my belly, and my crack!!!
This monthly bloat is a real pain in the butt!
” Like, could u please hurry and get the last button hooked, i assre you this dress will fit,let me try sucking in a little”
“Like, could you please hurry and get the last botton hooked, I assure you this dress will fit,let me try sucking in a little”
“wear an ass and look like one too!”
” This dress is so f***ing tight I can’t keep my tongue in.”
It’s a Whoopie dress. I press here and it goes ptffffff.
I farted out my
i farted out my front butt
Ft. Lauderdale Coast Guard: eat your heart out…