But before you go and get all crazy excited, her rep has (already) made an official statement that the nude photos that surfaced tonight are not of Blake. The body, hair, and shape look like Blake, but the close-up of girlfriend’s face, though blurry as it is, looks more like Avril Lavigne (ugh I KNOW) to me. But hey. Maybe it’s her. Maybe these bitches are what finally hooked her very own A-lister, like Leo.

Jump in for the WAY NSFW photos of the allegedly-nude Blake Lively:

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Miley Cyrus is starrin’ in a new movie, y’all, and it’s called So Undercover. The flick centers around Miley, who is a private investigator-turned-FBI agent who has to go, like, ‘so undercover’ as a sorority coed in order to protect a mob boss’s daughter. It also stars Jeremy ‘Something’s Fishy and You’re Never Gonna Live It Down’ Piven and Autumn Reeser, and also features an appearance by Kelly Osbourne.

And no, I don’t know WHAT this shit is, or WHO the target audience is gonna be, but the photos, guys? They just speak for themselves. LOUDLY. NASALLY, too.

Ten random thoughts about this whole deal:

10. Can Kim NOT do anything where she’s acting like a total hooker?

9. At the :20 mark, Kourtney Kardashian IS Michael Jackson.

8. Bruce Jenner is WAY too into this.

7. Is Kris Humphries in this video? The quality on my laptop sucks right now, but I want to be sure I laugh extra-hard if that is him with the white T and sunglasses.

6. I GET IT. You’re rich, you have a boat, the boat is centrally located on some water.

5. 2:00 mark: We were waiting for you, Khloe. … and your, um, blinking LED ring.

4. Those are THE ugliest gold shoes I’ve ever seen. And no, you do not get extra points for walking like you’re something else in them.

3. Again. Can Kim NOT do anything where she’s looking like a total hooker?

2. Who’s weird cabana-on-stilts/reject from Swiss Family Robinson thing is this?

1. Scott Disick doing anything except being a smarmy, smirky git. Fuck yes.

Well that was fun. What stuck out to you guys?

Ever hear of a little song called ‘Don’t Rain on My Parade’? Lea Michele sang it live at the Staples center yesterday for something Glee-related. (Insert witty anecdote here.) I think my first experience with that particular ditty, however, was in Mrs. Doubtfire, when Robin Williams‘ character was going all drag crazy with his brother and company. See?:

Oh, and then there was Annette Bening‘s character going all … just nuts, I guess, during one of her gun-toting scenes in American Beauty:

I’m sorry – I know this post was supposed to be about Lea Michele, for those of you who can actually stand to talk about her for more than a hot second, but I? just can’t. I’m not going to pretend she’s the next coming of Barbara Streisand (she’s not), and I’m not going to act like she’s not supposedly a self-involved bitch (’cause frankly, I hear she is).

Do you guys actually like this crap?

I’m not, you know, being judgmental or anything, but I’m going to lay this right out: Justin Timberlake just does not strike me as the type that would date someone the shade of Snooki AKA candied yams, so no. I’m going to go ahead and say ‘No, this is not Justin Timberlake’s latest girlfriend.’ And if, by chance, it does turn out to be Justin Timberlake’s latest girlfriend, then I will take my hat off, throw it in the ring, renounce everything I thought I knew about the laws of attraction (and self-tanner) and turn my back on JT forever.

And that would hurt so, so much.

What do you think – is this Justin’s new bitch or what?

Bitches be fighting hardcore on Basketball Wives. [Bossip]

Sean Kingston’s passenger speaks out about what the hell happened – and it’s actually kind of awful-sounding. [TMZ]

Pippa Middleton‘s taking over as the number one chick in the UK. [Lainey Gossip]

Eddie Vedder‘s ‘Ukulele Songs.’ [LA Times]

Apparently this is why she dates all the hot dudes in Hollywood. [Socialite Life]

Maria Shriver: the divorce is ON. [INFDaily]

Liam Hemsworth on the set of The Hunger Games. [Caught on Set]

Geri Halliwell cameltoe of the day. [Drunken Stepfather] *Site is NSFW

Andy Dick is being sued for rubbing his junk all over another dude’s face. [The Blemish]

Old Navy supports the gay community. [OMGBlog]