Apr 27, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole ‘baby’ thing. [The Superficial]

Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip]

A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip]

A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama’s birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ]

Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish]

Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a ‘cow.’ Guess who probably won’t have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right Celebrity TV]

Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig having sex, for real. [Huffington Post]

I’d kill for one of Kate Middleton’s bridesmaids’ dresses. [Celebuzz]

This is the best Blake Lively‘s looked, like, EVAR. [Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga and Ellen face off. [Popbytes]

The 13 hottest sideboobs in all of celebrity-dom. [The Frisky]

Steven Tyler is totally sober. For now. [Cele|bitchy]

January Jones wants you to fantasize about her as a child. [INFDaily]

Apr 27, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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It’s for a movie, though, don’t worry – it’s called End of Watch and he plays a police officer. One with a buzzed head. And while I generally think that Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those dudes that could wear a stop sign as a loin cloth and peacock feathers on his head and STILL be hot, you have to be a certain type to really, really rock the cut-down-to-the-quick ‘do. Vin Diesel? Hot. Would look funny with hair. Howie Mandel? Hot (I KNOW, don’t get me started). DID look funny with hair. Jake Gyllenhaal is hot no matter how you slice it, but the buzzed-down look just isn’t for him.

What do you guys think – and what’s worse, is it nuts that I think Howie Mandel’s kinda bangable?

Apr 27, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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Amazing how things like that sometimes turn out, right? My dad always said some pretty random things like ‘When you’re sick, you don’t feel good,’ and ‘Wet birds don’t fart at night’ (that one I never understood), so I guess, yeah, it would make sense that if Matty proposed to Kate and she said yes, that they’d be engaged.

Kate appeared on The Today Show and confirmed to Matt Lauer that Bellamy had popped the question last week, and Kate happily obliged. The only thing I’m MORE shocked about than the idea that these two are going to get hitched is the fact that Kate kept it to herself and didn’t go sprinting to the media for an ENTIRE SEVEN DAYS.

I don’t know. I just can’t wrap by head around how crazy all of this is. Though they’ve been dating a whole year, it seems like it all went down so fast. I mean, even Delilah would be shaking her head in disbelief.

Apr 27, 2011 at 05:30 am by Sarah

My favorite part was when Jay asked her ‘If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?’ Lindsay‘s answer? The public’s perception of her. I almost fell off the fucking chair when I heard that. Seriously. This girl’s fucked her life up in such an epic way, made so many ridiculously repetitive mistakes, and the ONE THING she’d change is the way the public views her? Come ON! I think it’s cute and all, the way she’s so desperate for an Oscar, but priorities, man. This girl’s twenty-four. She needs to get her head right before she considers anything else, and by telling us that the public’s perception of her (of all things) is what keeps her up at night, it’s not exactly a sign of a girl who’s maturing into a woman.

I still love you, Linds, but things are just not going very well these days, are they?

Apr 27, 2011 at 04:30 am by Sarah

She’s back, you guys!

Frenchie, a one-time American Idol contestant, was kicked off the show rather unceremoniously for being the first contestant to have internet nudes in circulation (the scandal! the outrage!). Eight years later, she’s on television againThe Voice with Christina Aguilera.

She sang Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed a Girl,’ and though she’s definitely got a voice, I was more pleased at the mere idea that she was even there. It takes a lot of guts to get kicked down by a show like American Idol after being told you’re unsuitable for family shows, only to get back up, try Broadway and make your dreams come through by other means.

Way to go, girl!

Apr 26, 2011 at 05:30 pm by Emily

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If you’ll remember, Britney Spears got her own comic book a few months back as well, and, just as with the career that’s spiralling downward and meth, Lindsay is following right along in Brit’s footsteps.  Here’s the thrilling summary of Lindsay’s animated tale:

“Lohan is both a victim of the all-consuming celebrity culture and a perpetrator of bad decisions, lack of self-control and an unhealthy sense of entitlement. This issue can be seen as a tragedy in motion; it’s last chapter has yet to be written.”

I don’t know about you guys, but since Free Comic Book Day is coming up, I might have to mosey on down to my local comic shop and ask for one suspenseful story of a Hollywood princess, down on her luck.  Or maybe like some cool looking old Batman or something, I haven’t quite decided yet.