I think I officially love Rebecca Black. No April foolin’.
Ok, but Funny or Die is definitely April foolin’ with their new site design and name, Friday or Die, which you can see with a quick check on the site. There’s a video of Rebecca analyzing the lyrics of “Friday,” and a video of her trying to decide which car seat to take. She’s a better actor than a singer, which obviously isn’t saying much, but come on, she’s pretty adorable. I love it when celebrities seem to be in on the joke, even with they’re the joke, don’t you? There’s just something so endearing about little Rebecca Black when she’s making fun of herself and not screeching the days of the week, and I love her for it.
“I love Simon very dearly. He’s such an amazing man. I had the pleasure of meeting him and my life will never be the same, darling. I told him that. I was absolutely in love with him prior to meeting him. And now that I’ve met him, I dream about him every night.”
I’m not going to pretend like I understand it, but Simon really is one fine piece, isn’t he? And I don’t listen to Nicki’s music (I’m far too busy listening to Ziggy Stardust for the millionth time, and also yesterday I got another Magnetic Fields album because it’s ’99 and I’m too hip to live), but I can’t deny how overwhelmingly awesome she is. Can we get a New Couple Alert up on these two? Can someone get to matchmakin’ please?
I know a lot of you are probably all like ‘Who the fuck cares?’ but I’m actually wondering if this is more of a publicity stunt than anything. A story came up in one of my RSS feeds today, claiming that Spencer Pratt was injured in a hiking accident in Wales this past week, and is in critical condition. The article alludes to head injuries, comas, and the possibility of death. It even shows a blurry photo of a man on a stretcher that may, or may not, be Spencer Pratt.
However? When I investigated this further – checked out some of the major newspapers in both the UK and the US, asked around to some of my sources, no other information came up. Like, at all.
The source of the story states that Pratt suffered severe injuries after a fall, and though he was found quickly, his condition remains very unstable. The report also insinuated that Heidi Montag fell, too, and was injured in the accident.
Is that a jumpsuit that Kourtney Kardashian is rocking? Would you call that a jumpsuit? Because I don’t know. Maybe ‘baggy unitard’ would be a better descriptor. Or, just, you know, ‘fucking atrocity made from spandex and polyester in a really unfortunate color.’ What color, you ask? ‘Camel toe,’ of course.
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