Courtney Love got a VYou page, you guys. If you don’t know what VYou is, basically it’s a place where people can anonymously ask you questions that you later record a video response to. It’s fun. I have a page and I update it often. Feel free to harass me on there.

BACK TO COURTNEY. She’s only answered five questions on her account so far, but all of them are pertaining to her sobriety, which is obviously a super interesting topic. So far she’s dished on the Osbournes (she claims she saved Kelly from ODing twice and that Jack once provided her with oxycontin,) and her own sobriety (more or less sober, but she did drink a bit and do “a bump” of cocaine earlier this year.)

I know a lot of you can’t stand this lady, but I happen to be one of those folks who could listen to her crazy ass blab all day long. Something about trying to track her train of thought just really does it for me.

Anyway, y’all should get hip to VYou, get an account and ask Courtney some questions. This is an amazing chance to interact with (or infuriate) a living rock legend (who probably killed her husband.)

The rumored future Mrs. Wiz Khalifah was photographed yesterday in Manhattan with the outlines of her nipple rings on full display and a pack of Marlboro Menthols in hand. Love the sleeve of tacky tattoos, too (not.) Wasn’t Amber Rose just getting it on with Kim Kardashian’s ex a couple months ago?

Can you believe that this chick is the one that broke Kanye’s heart and inspired him to make his last album? Can you believe that this chick is moving in on the guy who’s supposed to marry me, Wiz Khalifa? I, personally, cannot. Sorry I don’t have barbells through my nipples. My mistake. I figured maybe I’d like to wear a sweater with a loose knit sometime in my life, but I guess that’s not what attracts hustlers. Apologies.

If you saw American Idol on Wednesday, you know that after his pyro-packed performance, contestant James Durbin said to Ryan Seacrest, “I have a lot of hairspray in my hair to keep it from jumping around — so much so, the one thing I was worried about was having a ‘Pepsi moment.”

At the time I had no idea what the fuck he was referring to. I was like, “Should have had a V8? What? What does that even mean?” But apparently it was a nod to Michael Jackson getting lit on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial in the 80s. Michael suffered second and third degree burns all over his body and was hooked on pain killers for years after the accident.

Michael’s family has released a statement via thier rep that said, “We were shocked to see this. It’s nothing to make light of and everybody should be focusing on who was responsible for Michael’s death.”

Eh, I don’t see this as being that big of a deal. James is kind of an awkward guy and I doubt he even knew what he was saying. In fact, he took to his Twitter yesterday and sent out the following message, “For anyone talkin..I said pepsi NOT MJ! I have no disrespect for Michael. I grew up singing his art. I guess youll take it how you want it…” and then Tweeted, “Talkin about MJs passing is too soon. Making a reference to an incident 25 years ago..not too soon. The stab was at pepsi people.”

Taking stabs at Pepsi? TOTALLY, JAMES. Totally necessary and worth it… *rolling my eyes*… Whatever.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth first started dating while filming the movie The Last Song. The couple stayed together for about a year, broke up, got back together, broke up again and then just yesterday the two were caught leaving a Coffee Bean in Los Angeles together.

I wouldn’t be too concerned about the two reconnecting. Miley’s been having quite the year of teenage experimentation and nothing reminds me more of my late teens than making the same mistakes over and over again with the same men. Yep, my late teens and last week.

There’s also a chance that Liam’s a good fit for Miley in that he’s older and more private about his personal life. I wouldn’t be surprised if she keeps going back to him because he’s one of the only people that tries to prevent her from acting like a spaz.

What do you think about Miley and Liam? Is it true love or are they just truly dumb?

Yo, remember when those GMA promos for Britney Spears‘ performance came out and I was like, “Something is not right with our queen, you guys?” Sadly, I was right. A source close to Britney  has just blabbed to some newspaper that the pop star is less like her spunky 1999 self and more like “a zombie” these days.

The sources account of an unhealthy and unstable Britney:

“She’s very fragile. Up until a few months ago she was still heavily medicated and popping up to ten pills a day. It’s like she has to be wheeled from one place to another. She can’t be trusted to do anything on her own. Whether she is performing or recording it’s the same. Sometimes she’s like a zombie. Her mood swings are unreal too. It is four years since she famously cut off all her hair and hit rock bottom. But as recently as last year she was still pulling the same stunt – hacking her hair off with scissors when she wanted attention from her staff and loved ones at home. She has lost a lot of weight for her comeback but then releasing pictures like those take any deserved credit away because they are so far removed from what she really looks like. And it’s not just the pictures – it’s like they are airbrushing her whole life.”

See? I freakin’ knew it. And I’m not necessarily glad I’m right, I just know that after someone’s gone through everything she’s gone through that there’s no way she could be on top of her game again so quickly. The woman’s mentally ill, exhausted and still more or less incapable of the most basic tasks. Why we think she’s going to continue to dance for us like a circus monkey is unclear to me.

Also, I really hope that Christina gets her shit together before she winds up in the same boat as her former friend Britney.

Lady Gaga was given an extra special birthday present by her manager’s before her show last night at Los Angeles’ Staples Center. The singer was gifted one of five pairs of ruby slippers made for Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz, which are valued at over forty thousand dollars.

Gaga told the audience that the gift represented more than one of the most iconic movies of all time. When she was in high school, she tried out for the role of Dorothy in the school play and wound up losing it to a school bully. She explained, “I wanted to be Dorothy so bad. I was in 8th grade and she was a senior. I definitely deserved to get it, but I didn’t get it. I was one of the people in the chorus, the worst role. On behalf of myself and all of those bullied around the world, now these ruby slippers are mine. When you don’t feel like Dorothy today, maybe you feel like someone on the chorus or the Scarecrow – just know you will have opportunities in your real life to change things and maybe someone will hand you a pair of ruby slippers.”

Pretty heartwarming story, I guess, but damn! Gaga needs to let go of high school. She’s performing on stage at the Staples Center while also explaining that she’s upset she didn’t get a big enough role in the school musical. She gets to be Lady Gaga and the girl from her high school is probably living in Pennsylvania and popping out some dude’s kids. Time to move on.