Denise Richards in a bikini: #winning. [The Superficial]

VIDEO: Woman born with two vaginas (OK, it’s gotta be done again, sorry): #WINNING. [Bossip]

When the exes of one man unite, total hotness ensues. [Lainey Gossip]

Selena Gomez and the Bieber to sing a duet? [Earsucker]

Snooki goes crazy, attacks some bitch. [TMZ]

Is Lindsay Lohan going to play Sharon Tate in a new movie? [ICYDK]

Did Audrina Patridge get another boob job? [The Blemish]

J. Lo on the set of her new music video lookin’ HOT. [Caught on Set]

Will people actually know who Julianne Hough is in 2011? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Who’s going to star in the new Bourne movies? [Huffington Post]

Yup, meth’ll do that to a dude. [Bitten and Bound]

Are you an ‘emotional tampon‘? [The Frisky]

Britney takes two young men to Vegas, avoids the urge to marry them. [Celebuzz]

I just don’t get the whole James Franco fuss, honestly. [Socialite Life]

Hashtags, right?  You guys on Twitter know what I’m talking about.  How else are you going to get in on them trending topics? Hashtags can be pretty useful and fun – I have a friend that I actually speak in hashtags with, for example “did you see that dude preying on that poor wasted girl just now? Hashtag: creeper.”  There’s your new conversational tool for the day – but they can also be #superannoying when people #dontknowhow to #limit themselves properly.  And sadly, that’s what we’re dealing with today.

Aww, JoBros.  Sweethearts, no.  See, your hashtag is ridiculous because it’s just outlandish.  A more appropriate tag would have been something like #JonasBrothersForMaybeACoupleMoreMonthsTops.  See how that works?

No, Sister, #letsnot.  You and Tia can live your lives however you see fit, but don’t drag us along with you.  In case you’ve forgotten, Easter’s this month, and maybe this is just a Southern thing, but I can’t see any other way to handle five hours at my grandma’s house, complete with meth drama and passive aggressive jabs directed at me for still being childless, but to steal Peeps from my cousins’ Easter baskets and hide in the bathroom.  But you follow your heart.

Ok, Hayley, I don’t know what kind of guidance counselor you had in elementary school, but mine taught me that Character Counts (that, and that candy cigarettes were inappropriate), and not just one day of the week.  I can appreciate your sentiment, but do your part and make sure that all your fans know that they need to be themselves everyday.

Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at WCHE1520.com for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.

Did you guys watch the Kids’ Choice Awards this past weekend?  I watched them with my roommate because nothing was on after we finished watching Romeo and Juliet (the Leonardo DiCaprio version, we’re not nerds) and we both really care about iCarly (great show, right?), and let me just tell you, it was a wonderful choice. Especially when precious little Taylor Momsen showed her lovely face.

Look at her, you guys!  Look how classy she looks!  She’s wearing pants – she never wears pants! And look at how natural her makeup looks (for her)!  And doesn’t it just warm your heart to see how happy she looks?  So touching.

This was my actual reaction when I saw her.  My roommate was like “who is that girl?” and of course I started talking about all her virtues, and the roomie said “well, that little girl is wearing entirely too much makeup, and she needs to pull that stick out of her ass.”  And that’s the moment I realized just how trashy and sad this girl is, and I took a moment of silence for her. That was Saturday night, but now it’s Monday morning and I’m back to being really proud of Taylor for wearing pants and not exposing her illegal breasts.  How about you?

OK, well that’s a big of an exaggeration, but what I REALLY meant was ‘have sex with a girl that’s SUPPOSED to be Miley Cyrus, but is way hotter and doesn’t have the horrendous gawpy gums or that honking laugh, so I guess in reality is nothing LIKE Miley Cyrus.’  I guess just the name is enough for some people – the fine, fine folks at Pipedream have dreamed up ‘Finally Miley,’ a Miley-like sex doll that’s only really Miley-like if you count the token plaid shirt and the bad, odd-colored hair.

‘Miley’ has three ‘achey’ love holes to plug up, and the reality of this thing is that these dolls will probably sell like hoe-cakes.  I’m betting that all of the proceeds are going to go to a feeder fund for little Miss Miley, anyway, because you just know daddy’s probably behind this one, too.

It’s like that old saying, ‘I’m only a drug-addict when I sense meth in the city,’ or whatever: Lindsay Lohan claims that she’s still sober, and while ‘sober’ to most alcoholics would roughly translate to ‘no personal consumption of alcohol,’ it means ‘only consuming alcohol during hours and hours of dinner’ to Lindsay Lohan.

Eyewitnesses at a restaurant in New York City spotted Lindsay imbibing on wine this past weekend during a dinner with her family, so yup – Lindsay’s completely and totally sober.

Really, though, I guess it’s all about having a good support system, and of course, the general desire to stay sober, both of which Lindsay has had some pretty major failures with.

Hope you’ve packed your favorite jammies for that jailtime sleepover, girl!

Breaking news: Charlie Sheen is officially sad. [The Superficial]

Scarlett Johansson‘s latest bang-piece in all of his, um, glory. [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s the video that Barack Obama hopes will get him re-elected in 2012. [Bossip]

Crazy or not, with this body? I’d still totally do her. [Yeeeah]

Why is Betty White flipping gang signs? [Pajiba]

Jordana Brewster should never wear anything but a bikini. Thank you, Maxim. [IDLYITW]

Matthew Morrison is totally gay. [Amy Grindhouse]

Oh yes, let’s look at old nude photos of the deceased Elizabeth Taylor girlfriend is barely cold in her grave. [The Frisky]

Reese Witherspoon‘s official wedding photos are here! [Celebuzz]

Celebrity yearbook photos – the CRAZIEST SHIT. [Socialite Life]

The Celine Dion upskirt pictures, if you’re into that sort of thing. [OMGBlog]

Ryan Kwanten rescued a bloody man from the street? [Cele|Bitchy]