“The set was a little much. It was grimy and gross and it felt like there was poop everywhere when there wasn’t. It was sweat and it was disgusting sometimes … [I] tough it out.”

Britney Spears, discussing the set for her latest video, and imagining poop in every place that it probably would never be.

I remember a time, fondly, when Britney wouldn’t be caught dead UTTERING the word poop, and now she’s pretending that it’s all around her in some sort of twisted, fecal fantasy. If this is the kind of dream world that Brit’s been living in for the past few years, guys? It’d explain SO MUCH.

Wow. Well this was definitely one of the most ridiculous, and amusing, and ridiculous, things I’ve ever seen.

I haven’t really jumped on the Charlie Sheen bandwagon, for fear of encouraging someone with apparent mental illness and personal problems, but damn. If Charlie keeps up like this, he MIGHT just have yet another Twitter follower. This kind of shit is right up my alley.

‘POOF, you’re a gadfly!’

Spending a ton of money on the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in The Wizard of Oz kinda makes sense, but I can’t fathom paying more than say, $100 in five installments of $20 for the nude sketch of Kate Winslet that was used in Titanic. The sketch is being auctioned off and apparently it’s supposed to make like, $10,000, which is a lot of money. Like, just FYI, in case you didn’t know that $10,000 is a shitload of money because you’re super rich or clueless, it is.

One thing that’s kinda cool is that it was actually sketched by director James Cameron. You know, “cool” or “just a sign of what a douchey control freak James Cameron is.”

Annnyyyyway, let’s turn this around. If you could buy one prop/wardrobe item from any film, what would you buy? I’d probably want Stockard Channing’s Pink Ladies jacket from Grease because I’m a little bit of a drag queen and I live for Stockard Channing. Now you go!

Look what we have here! After quitting Twitter last year because of her disapproving boyfriend, Miley Cyrus has decided to get back into the 140-or-less swing of things. Instead of reclaiming her old @mileycyrus handle, she’s taken over the account that was being managed to promote her next tour. She says that the decision to do so was for two reasons: 1) She wants to connect with her fans, and 2) She can’t get enough of that absolutely hilarious Charlie Sheen.

We’ve always known that Miley was a cornball who’s attracted to low-quality individuals, but Charlie Sheen? Maybe a month ago it was fine to point and laugh at the guy, but after there’s been so much discussion about his consistent abusive behavior toward women and relationship with drugs, I’m a little surprised she’s such an open supporter. It seems as if she had any idea what the hell she was talking about, she wouldn’t be a fan of his.

Hey, Billy Ray! While you’re lecturing your daughter on her bong ripping and slutty behavior, do you think you could also mention something about how women beaters are not to be praised and encouraged? Especially by your daughter and the guy who fucked your wife? Thanks!

If you give a shit about Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon‘s new flick Water for Elephants, feel free to watch this entire clip, but if you want to skip ahead to the part where he calls whoever has been leaking stills from Breaking Dawn an “annoying person” who should be “murdered”, cut right ahead to 1:59.

When asked by PopSugar reporter Lindsay if there was anything that’s been shot for Breaking Dawn that he’s particularly excited for the fans to see, Robert goes on about how it’s just so nice that Bella and Edward finally get to be happy in this film. Then he goes on to say, “I think most of the fans have already seen the movie. It got leaked by some annoying person. Oh, that’s right, I keep forgetting that I’ve got to put a little message out there. If any of the Twilight fans out there know who leaked it, kill them. Destroy them. And also, find out who hacked my email address.”

Sure, he said it with that charming British chuckle, but uhhh… I’m pretty sure someone’s going to wind up dead now. If anyone would take their favorite celeb’s orders to have someone whacked, it’s the Twihards. In fact, I’m kind of afraid they’re going to come after our Emily…

I was a total Nickelodeon kid growing up. I watched SNICK every Saturday night, lived for Clarissa Explains It All and never missed a Kids Choice Awards, but now that I’ve seen the photos from Saturday’s show, I’m starting to wonder if I ever had an ounce of taste.

First of all, the entire gallery is made up of some of the most embarrassing photos of celebrities I’ve ever seen. Paris Hilton looks stoned, that one actress from that one thing’s Spanx were exposed on the red carpet, and Johnny Depp is swingin’ around a slime hose like it’s his you-know-what. Did I miss the memo that said the best way to entertain kids is by acting like a complete leotard? Oh, and is Taylor Momsen and all of her inappropriateness even legally allowed in a room with kids under the age of 10?

Did anyone watch the KCAs on Saturday and if so, were they as humiliatingly bad as they look in these photos?