I think that when Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married, pretty much everyone was like, “Oh, shit. These two are crazy,” but it turns out that Nick might actually have some sense. This morning on his radio show Rollin’ With Nick Cannon, he spoke about his recent realization that his unborn twins (AKA “dem babies”) may not appreciate the nude photos he and Mariah have all over the house once their born.
Nick explained, “My children are going to have to see these pictures. It’s a little weird. It’s a little nasty. I mean, have you ever seen your parents naked?”
Why yes, Nick. While seeing your naked mother in the locker room at the Y after a swim class is one thing, seeing large portraits of your naked, pregnant mother and your naked, practically teenage father might be a little bit disturbing. Then again, they’ll also be exposed to the Ring Pop diamond ring you bought your wife a last year, as well as your yearly wedding ceremony so maybe you should just accept that your whole clan’s a little… different.
I know! Two Justin Bieber-related posts in a row! Normally we don’t do that kinda thing around here but I think this is an exception.
Our friends over at Gawker (I used to work for them back in the day) posted this video of a lesbian who looks EXACTLY like Justin Bieber doing a cover of that Eminem (who you know is a BIG fan of the homosexual lifestyle) and Rihanna song and despite the fact that her singing is pretty good, it’s absolutely uncanny how much she looks like Justin.
I can’t decide if this is a brilliant ploy on her part to get her video noticed, or just totally creepy. Between the haircut and her face, you know she’s doing the whole doppelganger thing on purpose, but WHY?
Next time your mom’s complaining about the bunk birthday gift you got her, just point her in the direction of this story.
Last night during a show in Berlin, Justin Bieber pulled his mother up on stage to present her with a birthday cake and have the audience sing her “Happy Birthday,” but when she leaned over the cake to blow out the candles, her hair caught on fire. Justin quickly extinguished the flame with his hand and his poor mom got to jump off stage (and then probably binge eat that cake after experiencing such public shame,) but damn. Having “Happy Birthday,” which is easily one of the most annoying songs of all time, sung to you by thousands of teenage girls and then getting your hair caught on fire sounds pretty bad, especially if you’re a Bieber.
What’s the worst birthday gift you ever got for your mom on her big day? I, admittedly, forgot my mother’s 42nd birthday all together and I still have a hard time forgiving myself for it. At least, you know, I didn’t set flame to her dome in front of a stadium full of people.
Although she’s said before that she’s (at least for the time being) done contributing to other people’s songs, this new David Guetta song, “Where Dem Girls At?” that she and Flo Rida did verses on is awesome. Well, not the actual song, which I think I could only enjoy after three Absolut Pear and sodas at the gay bar on a summer Saturday, but her verse in particular. It’s still not “Monster” quality, but it’s a huge step up from that “Right Through Me” shit she was trying to pawn off on us a few months back.
As a huge Nicki Minaj fan, I hate to admit that I was really disappointed by her first album Pink Friday. After listening to her do the sickest verses on her own mix tapes and other people’s singles for years, to hear that album full of filler songs and b-sides was a real disappointment. Nicki always pops when she’s on someone else’s track, but on her own? Well, it’s yet to be seen if she can be truly great.
“Skinny dipping,” says Ke$ha, suggesting too that the splash could follow a spin on jet skis and a themed party they’d throw together. “It would be a dress-up-like-Ke$ha-or-Britney party,” she says. “Either her place or my place, it doesn’t matter.”
Perhaps the 24-year-old’s new Nashville pad would be the prime spot for such a shindig, especially since she’s recently installed an underwater stereo.
“I have a small, salt-water pool that has laser beams in it and a stereo so you can be under water listening to music,” says Ke$ha, who’s only had time to furnish her new place with a mattress, a Budweiser lamp and a grand piano. “It’s really magical.”
I’m trying to consider what a Ke$ha/Britney skinny dip sesh would mean for the world, and my poor fragile mind can’t do it. I mean, naked Ke$ha would certainly have to be better than this, right? And for as crazy as Britney is nowadays, she’s definitely an attractive lady. Is there any scenario in which these two girls swimming naked together wouldn’t be the worse thing that ever happened?
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