While snooping around on the Internet this morning, I came across InStyle.com‘s new “Hollywood Hair Virtual Makeover” game, and now I’m officially obsessed.

I took a picture of myself (yes, I really sit around my apartment in a tie-dye crew neck champion sweatshirt and no makeup all day) in my Mac’s Photobooth, outlined my face using their handy little system and then went to work restyling myself as some of my favorite celebs.

As you can see in the gallery, I don’t make a very good Beyonce, Zooey Deschanel, Mary J. Blige, Florence of Florence + the Machine, Lady Gaga or Drew Barrymore, but it’s fun to try on different looks and it certainly makes me less critical of these ladies when they make a bad hair or fashion choice.

One thing I’m bummed about? It didn’t even occur to me to try the Clifford the Big Red Dog look. :(

Nick Lachey was famously married to the sweet but loony Jessica Simpson for a few years (you may have seen something on TV about that, *eyeroll*) but that doesn’t seem to be stopping him from marrying someone who seems equally ditzy.

Vanessa Minnillo recently did an interview with People.com about her upcoming wedding/marriage to Nick and after reading what she had to say, I have to wonder if their marriage is just going to be Newlyweds: The Remix. I’ve pulled some of Vanessa’s best (read: worst) quotes from the piece to share with you here:

On why she knows things with Nick will last forever: “The best part is that you know someone has your back, no matter what. It’s not that I didn’t know that before – I kind of teetered on it – but now I know for sure that no matter what, this guy’s got my back. There’s nothing we can’t work out, and there’s nothing we can’t talk through. There’s no obstacle we can’t overcome, and that’s a beautiful, comforting thought.”

On her wedding cake: “I love all flavors. I might have to do different layers and different flavors.”

On whether or not her dog will be the ring bearer at her wedding: “If he is, it’s going to take a lot of training and discipline, because right now he’s just too shy. He’d panic down the aisle and probably run off with the rings. Maybe I should get started on that, right?”

1) What exactly is it that she and Nick have seen each other through? The end of his messy, public divorce? Both of their careers floundering as the public loses interest in them at a rapid pace? These two haven’t run out of money, had a kid or even had to learn what it’s like to live life completely out of the spotlight. How it is that she’s certain there’s nothing they can’t handle is unclear to me.

2) How can she decide on a life partner when she can’t even pick a flavor of cake to serve?

3) This woman doesn’t know how to say no. If a reporter asked me if I was going to strap a ring to my dog and send him running down the aisle at my wedding, I’d cock my head and say, “He’s a dog. No,” but instead Vanessa gives some 30-second explanation about how her dog is shy and needs training before he can be given that big of a responsibility. Get with it, home chicken.

You will probably get sued for #winning soon. [The Superficial]

Is Gwyneth Paltrow priming Taylor Swift to be the next Gwyneth Paltrow? [Lainey Gossip]

Medical marijuana to be overturned because of some douche? [Bossip]

Jared Leto pretends to be Kurt Cobain. [ICYDK]

Tina Fey‘s new book, Bossy Pants, releases today. [Betty Confidential]

Olivia Wilde denies banging Justin Timberlake. [Amy Grindhouse]

One woman went as far as to vajazzle her genital warts. Yup, honey, nothing says ‘denial’ quite like sparkly STIs. [The Frisky]

More exclusive photos from the set of New Year’s Eve! [Caught on Set]

Selena Gomez performed live on DWTS, did you catch it? [Celebuzz]

Scarlett Johansson‘s new, bizarre role. [IDLYITW]

Actor from Miral murdered. [Pajiba]

Joy Behar gives dating advice to Kate Gosselin … LOL [I'm Not Obsessed]

Gwyneth Paltrow is embarrassed to be seen with Matthew Morrison. Though I think it should be the other way around. [Socialite Life]

Ugh. Paul Rudd, right?  He was hot when he was creeping on his stepsister back in ’95, and he’s hot today.  In addition to his outlandishly good looks, he’s also a pretty spectacular dude.  He’s been in some of my favorite movies, he’s rocked some of my favorite hobo beards, and he deserves some recognition for all of it on this, his 42nd birthday.

Check out the gallery for pictures of Paul from a couple of weeks ago to 1993 and tell me that this man’s beauty is not a force to be reckoned with.  If that challenge isn’t enough, see if you can spot three of my favorite celebrity dudes, Judd Apatow, Jason Segel, and Christopher Meloni.  I apologize in advance for the certain overload of awesome that you’ll experience with this gallery, but also, you’re welcome.

“Every woman has that stripper inside of themselves. It just takes confidence to be able to show it. I’m not saying really going out and stripping in front of people. I’m saying that everyone has that confidence inside. People are taking pole-dancing lessons. It’s for women to break out of their shell, explore who they are, explore their sensuality. I think people need to find their inner stripper.”

- Kendra Wilkinson puts a positive spin on stripping.

How do we feel about this, ladies?  I think I’m going to have to disagree with Kendra on this one.  Not that I think there’s anything wrong with strippers – on the contrary, I’ve been begging friends to take me to the local strip club so I can toss back some margaritas and make friends in low places for a couple years now – it’s just that there’s a good amount of women who strip to support drug habits or because of some monstrous self esteem issue, and that’s sad.  I mean, I get what she’s saying, but I think there are better ways to explore sensuality, and if that makes me a prude, then that’s fine by me.

Oh Gaga, how I tire of you. I know that you’re, like, a big superstar and everything, and your music has got a cult-like following, but I just don’t see the appeal. I don’t understand the weird costumes, the pseudo-controversial, passive-aggressive music, or the idea that you’d fry your hair so badly that it’d start falling out. Just. does not. compute.

So anyway, for all of you Gaga-lovers out there (um, Mom), here’s some more photos of the Lady posing in weird poses, wearing odd clothing, and rocking those odd points in her face that you all seem to love so much.

Ta!