Elle Magazine‘s special music issue has three cover girls and they just so happen to be three of my favorite ladies ever: Nicki Minaj, Robyn and Gwen Stefani. Sarah showed you some of the best stuff from Gwen’s cover and interview yesterday and today I’ve got all the pics from Nicki’s issue.

What’s the difference between Kim Kardashian posing like this in a magazine and Nicki? Well, Nicki’s got a lot of other things going on, like, “a set of skills” and “a career based on her actual talent.”

But yeah, her ass is pretty powerful stuff, too.

Tina Fey‘s the freakin’ coolest. We all loved her on SNL, we love her on 30 Rock and Mean Girls is pretty much the best thing to happen to any of us (but especially Lindsay Lohan.) She took her turn answering Vanity Fair‘s famous Proust Questionnaire, a standard personality questionnaire that the magazine regularly runs with different celebs in the hot seat.

Without further ado, here are Tina’s answers from the VF website:

What is your current state of mind?

On the verge of nervous exhaustion, but only for the last seven years.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?

A glass of wine at sunset on Fire Island. / No homework.

What is your greatest fear?

Child loss or damage thereof.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?

Catherine the Great’s horse.

Which living person do you most admire?

Cathy Rigby. She was really good in that stage version of Peter Pan. No joke.

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?

Procrastination.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?

People who are proud of their ignorance.

What is it that you most dislike?

People who mock education as elitist.

What is your greatest extravagance?

Living in New York City.

What do you most value in your friends?

A willingness to come uptown.

What is your favorite journey?

Pulling up to my parents’ house for Christmas. Just pulling up, though—not the whole drive.

What is your most treasured possession?

A photo of my parents walking around the Acropolis circa 1965. They look like a poster for Two for the Road.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?

Natural childbirth.

On what occasion do you lie?

During press junkets for movies.

Which living person do you most despise?

Osama bin Laden. Unless we think he’s dead by now, in which case that guy who holds up the GOD HATES FAGS sign.

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Kim Kardashian just did the cover of Cosmopolitan UK and the girl looks good. She also has absolutely nothing else to bring to the table, so like, she’d better look good.

I skimmed Kim’s interview, but didn’t get much further than this little anecdote about her teen years, “I see ridiculous stories about my butt, like how it has been insured. I feel like saying, ‘Hey, everyone has a butt. It’s not that big a deal!’ But I suppose it’s flattering. Personally, I’ve always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like, ‘Oh, my god, your butt’s so big,’ And I’d say, ‘I love it.’”

Another truly fascinating story from one of the Kardashian Sisters. Glad that I can go about my day knowing that Kim’s always felt good about her ass. Her tits? That’s a whole different story, but the ass? Oh, yeah. She’s fine with that.

“I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven’t smoked in years. I’m too old. I wish I was that cool, but I’m like an old lady now. I’m in bed by 10pm. I can’t do that anymore.”

-Natalie Portman, admitting she used to love to blow trees back in the day, in an interview about her new movie, Your Highness.

Natalie Portman’s what, 30-years-old? She may be pregnant, but too old to blaze? I’m not buying it. In fact, I don’t believe anyone in Hollywood who says they don’t smoke weed. Unless, you know, I can identify what their other vice is. Plus she went to college at Harvard. Boston doesn’t have the worst weed on the planet, I doubt that the last cheebah she smoked was stuff she found in Cambridge.

Halle Berry is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, but did you know that she had a nose job? I didn’t even suspect it until I saw an old picture of her and thought to myself, “Hmmm.. something about  her face in this photo looks more like, I dunno, a regular human being instead of a specimen.”

Yup, if you browse through the gallery below, you’ll see that, much like many naturally beautiful stars, Halle’s had a little bit of work done. While a simple nose job isn’t as offensive as some of the stuff we’ve seen, I can’t help but wonder if any of the movie and television stars we praise for their beauty have their original face in tact.

Can you spot any other touch-ups she might have had done over the years?

See that photo of the whole Cox-Arquette gang standing in front of Cinderella’s Castle at Disney World together? David Tweeted that yesterday with the caption, “Disney World really is the most Magical Place on Earth.”

Now, if that was a photo of just him and his daughter or just his daughter or even just him or maybe one the guy who dresses like Mickey with his costume head off taking a swig out of a flask behind a dumpster, I wouldn’t think anything of it. But because it’s a photo of him, the wife he’s separated from and his daughter, it makes me think, “Dude, does this guy think his family’s getting back together because they went to Disney World? Wasn’t she just on vacation with her Totally Platonic Heterosexual Male Friend?”

I feel like at this point, it’s pretty clear that Courteney’s over him and maybe even looks at him like her funny-but-misbehaved second cousin. David better check himself before he wrecks himself.  You know, again.