Did you sit with bated breath as you waited to see which American Idol contestant would be going home?  Did you do an awkward little fist pump that startled your sleeping puppy when you heard it was Pia Toscano?  Well, then we had pretty similar nights last night, and I think we should probably be friends on Facebook.

It was really just a matter of time before Pia was sent home – she wasn’t going to win.  I say that because I have faith in America, even after it almost sent the glorious Casey Abrams home (love you no matter what, Casey!).  At the end of the day, Pia is just a one-trick pony, and while admittedly she has a pretty sweet trick, it’s not enough.  Because you know what people like to see onstage? Stage presence. Pia didn’t really have any of that going on, and if I had to watch her stand still and wave her arms around and bore me and my puppy to death for one more week, I was going to lose it.

What do you guys think?  Did Pia deserve to go home?  Who do you think is going to win now?

So, Renee Zellweger decided to take a break from movies and dating and stuff (I’m STILL fucking waiting for the third installation of Bridget Jones, bitch!) to strut her lemon-sucking face for Tommy Hilfiger and his latest ad campaign.

I haven’t really been a fan of Hilfiger’s designs since 7th grade or so, as I think they’re kind of Kennedys-on-Holiday-bland, but hey. A girl’s got to do what a girl’s got to do. If Renee feels that stumping for Hilfiger will get her into her ex’s mom’s pants, then so be it.

It’s finally here: one of the Twilight-themed moments you’ve been waiting for all year – the big reveal of Bella Swan’s wedding dress. The rendering was released earlier this week, and I’ll be damned if that chick in the dress doesn’t look EXACTLY what you’d expect an anime Kristen Stewart to look like, but I guess that was part of the whole idea, huh?

I don’t really get the hardons over Twilight, though there are probably people out there who don’t really get the whole Star Wars thing, either, but this wedding dress of Bella’s? It’s probably the excitement-equivalent of Princess Leia’s crazy risque bikini that people are STILL all nuts over.

Gotta love those fans and their fanatical ways, right? Speak out, Twilight fans – are you loving this?

Which Jersey Shore star is actually considering reproducing? [The Superficial]

Was Malcolm X gay for pay? [Bossip]

Rachel McAdams shows her face after Ryan Gosling’s new movie trailer premiered. [Lainey Gossip]

Who’s going to star in the Great Gatsby? [ICYDK]

How did Matthew Morrison lose a ton of weight? [The Frisky]

Exclusive details on Scream 4! [Celebuzz]

Spencer Pratt is not dead, has been stalking Ryan Seacrest. [Yeeeah]

And Charlie Sheen is OK with banging these chicks on the regular? [IDLYITW]

LeAnn Rimes is trying to be exactly like Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife. [Amy Grindhouse]

I don’t watch 30 Rock, but I’m in-the-know enough to know that Katrina Bowden plays a cute, ditzy assistant on the show. She comes across as quirky and likable, but really, Esquire? Sexiest Woman Alive? I’ll give you that she’s definitely above average, and I’d rank her looks above my own, but I’m not sure if I’d really bat an eye if I saw her walking along the beaches here by my house, you know?

She’s pretty, she’s built well, but all in all, she looks like she could be an Olsen twin – and you guys KNOW how much they freak me out.

What do you say – sexiest woman alive, or are there much, much sexier?

Hey, look, Kim’s butt is on its way out of the gym. Or to the gym. I don’t know, and you know what? I don’t care, either. These photos are just all sorts of glorious, and they’re appropriate for wasting away a few hours on a Friday morning or afternoon, when you know you’d rather be looking at Kim Kardashian‘s body than doing whatever it is you do at work, because really - *is there ANYTHING more important on this great day than Kim Kardashian’s ass?

*No.  The answer to that question is a definitive, emphatic ‘no.’