So Chris Noth, the dude who played Mr. Big on Sex and the City, walked in a charity fashion show last night called ‘Dressed the the Kilt’ and at the end of his walk, he decided to give the audience a little something extra: A full view of his ass/balls. The photos aren’t exactly the type of nudes that we’re used to running, as in, they’re of a dude,  but we’re sure that plenty of you SATC die hards out there have been waiting to get a full view of what Carrie was talkin’ about for a minute now.

The (obviously) NSFW pics are after the jump… (more…)

First Lady Michelle Obama asked the queen herself, Beyonce Knowles, to remix one of her greatest hits, “Get Me Bodied” for her Let’s Move! campaign that’s helping to fight childhood obesity. If I didn’t already admire Mrs. Obama, I certainly would now.

Beyonce’s new track, “Move Your Body,” is all about, ya know, moving your body, whether you’re doing The Dougie, the “Single Ladies” dance or just poppin’ and lockin’ your little  heart out.

So far they’ve only released this small sample (and it kinda jumps all over the track, so be warned) but I’m quite excited to hear the full song and I’m hoping that it’s a hit because I will take any excuse to hear those magical hand claps in the background.

Lindsay Lohan may just get the big comeback she’s been hoping for thanks to her family friend, Victoria Gotti. Supposedly the mob boss’s daughter (who you may remember had that reality show a few years back) has insisted that Lindsay play her in the upcoming movie about her family’s life, but not necessarily because of Lindsay’s talent.

According to TMZ, Lindsay is on her way to beating out both Blake Lively and Sienna Miller for the role because Victoria is a Lohan family friend who often spends time with Dina & the Gang at their Long Island home. Lindsay is currently in Los Angeles auditioning for the new Superman movie, but she’s already got a ticket to New York booked for next week so she can try and secure the roll.

Normally this sort of favoritism pisses me off, but I can actually see Lindsay killing (no pun intended) this role. She’s got a rough and tumble side to her, as we know, and as a Long Island native, there’s no question she can master that awful tri-state accent.

Do you think Lindsay can pull of this role or do you think this is just another thing that’s being handed to a girl that arguably doesn’t deserve it?

I just read that SyFy is still hard at work at ruining my childhood memories and I thought I’d share it with you guys. This time they’ve casted 90210‘s Brenda Walsh AKA Shannen Doherty, in a remake of the classic fairytale “Hansel and Gretel.” Because the public is so clearly longing for an update on this story. *Yawn*

Here’s the description of the flick from bloody-disgusting.com:

“As an adult, a witch hunter (Hansel) returns to the village where he lived as a child to find and kill the witch who killed his sister, Gretl (Doherty), only to find that Gretl is not dead and danger lurks around every corner.“

Is this all of Shannen’s bad karma catching up to her? Are there any SyFy fans out there who can speak to whether or not these SyFy Original movies are any good? I mean, it’ll be a hard sell on your part, but I’m willing to listen to your take on things in the comments…

Turns out Amanda Seyfried is actually a secret bitch. [The Superficial]

Let’s just shit all over Katherine Heigl, huh? [Lainey Gossip]

Is Matt Lauer worth 25 million a year? [TMZ]

Mark Sanchez and Hayden Panettiere hooking up? [Bossip]

The hottest photos of Olivia Wilde EVER. [Socialite Life]

Are people still on this Black Swan thing? [The Blemish]

Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins: the next new couple? [Celebuzz]

Did Khloe Kardashian‘s head grow or something? [Caught on Set]

What’s Will Ferrel‘s big news? [Huffington Post]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen – racist as children? [OMGBlog]

Ke$ha dares to do acapella? [Popbytes]

“Hopefully I’ll be able to settle down and have kids within the next couple of years — maybe even the beginning of next year. I don’t see myself going to the Shore in the next five years or so. I don’t want to jinx it — I haven’t really talked about it — but it would be nice.”

- JWoww divulges her baby dreams!

I’m going to take an alternate viewpoint on this, ok?  Ready?  I don’t think this is a bad idea.  If you watch Jersey Shore regularly, you can see that JWoww actually seems to have her shit together.  Remember that one episode where she and Snooki had to go to her house because her ex-boyfriend went crazy and she had to get her dogs?  You could tell that she had a pretty nice house, and she had all her finances in order, and did you see how much she cared about those dogs?  And if you look back on it, the only times she ever gets into those trashy fights is when she’s being protective.  You know, when she’s being maternal.  Get it?

In short, I think it would be completely acceptable and totally adorable if JWoww were to settle down and pop some babies out in the next couple years.  Is that so crazy?