You know, some people hear ‘Planned Parenthood’ and automatically think ‘abortions,’ ‘encouraging teen sex,’ and ‘fuck you, mom, I’m gonna do what I want,’ but in reality, Planned Parenthood is much, much more than that, and if the government has anything to say about it, it’ll be gone before we know it.

Although I think Scarlett Johansson probably did this because her new diddle-partner, Sean Penn, put a bug in her ear, I’m totally in agreement with everything she said. Eliminating government funding for Planned Parenthood WOULD be totally detrimental to the nation’s men and women who, frankly, aren’t lucky enough to be able to have a full-time job with benefits, or are able to fork over the three-hundred bucks a month for a health care plan of their own that doesn’t pay for shit for the first year anyway. Stopping monies for PP would be just as crazy as, I don’t know, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn playing with a pork sword in a hotel room somewhere. And apparently? Crazy things happen sometimes.

This news should be totally delightful for his just 21-year-old girlfriend, Kristen Stewart to hear, huh?

Robert Pattinson did an interview for the new issue of Elle Magazine and in it he talked about for his fetish for the more mature set. You know, older ladies, cougars, whatever you wanna call them. Robert said, “I was always obsessed with Kate Moss. On my bedroom wall I had a poster of Linda Blair and Kate Moss. I always liked Jane Fonda. Who else? Ellen Burstyn.”

Hmmmm. While I always respect someone with an equal opportunity policy on hook ups, sounds like Robbo has a little bit of a mommy complex. While Kate Moss is still a hot young thing, Jane and Ellen have been in at least their 50s as long as Robert’s been alive. I mean, I had the hots for a Who’s The Boss?-era Tony Danza when I was five, and I still feel a little bit pervy.

Don’t worry, Kristen. The objects of Robert’s affection will be dead before you even know it.

(Sorry, that last line was really wrong of me.)

When we’ve mentioned that we’d like to see Lady Gaga in a more casual look (rockstar-meets-high-school-bully?), I don’t know that this is what we were thinking.

The singer stepped out in Texas yesterday wearing the above outfit, and while it seems to be her tribute to the Southern state, it’s also bizarre to see her in a regular ol’ pair of blue jeans. Of course she went and complimented the pants with a pair of platform cowboy boots, because God forbid the woman give her disgusting, tired feet a break.

Do you like the way Gaga looks dressed down or do you prefer her in her full blown idiot costume?

The capacity for amazing that Kim Kardashian‘s ass holds always surprises me. [The Superficial]

Who should play Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby? Definitely this guy. [Lainey Gossip]

Did Tila Tequila settle down with a ‘real’ man, or has this dude just lost his mind? [Bossip]

Tori Spelling is doing a right bang-up job parenting. [Yeeeah]

Michael Shannon cast in Man of Steel? [Pajiba]

Just try to guess how much The Situation is worth. You’re going. to fucking. die. [IDLYITW]

Reese Witherspoon recently turned into Kirsten Dunst courtesy of Photoshop. [Amy Grindhouse]

What hot-ass woman is taking it all off for Playboy? And is probably losing her job for it, too? [The Frisky]

Now that she’s pregnant, Natalie Portman says ‘Eff veganism.’ [Celebuzz]

What exactly is Kate Middleton ‘winning’ at? [Socialite Life]

Chelsea Handler writes yet another book. [OMGBlog]

Dennis Quaid opens up about being a cokehead, what it did to his life. [Cele|Bitchy]

Taylor Lautner is in Toronto filming scenes for Breaking Dawn (that wedding scene is coming up, y’alls!) and he’s apparently so close to model-turned-actress Lily Collins that she decided to join him up there. Hmmm, seems to me like the two are probably together AKA doing the nasty. Gotta wonder how Papa Phil feels about that.

The two were snapped grabbing sushi yesterday in similar leather jackets and they seem like a pretty cute couple. They also make a hell of a lot more sense to me than Taylor & Taylor ever did.

Do you think the two are dating, or is Taylor another one of those weird child star virgins they have running around these days?

“I know what the worst invention ever is. The Internet. I think it’s ruining everyone, and it just makes everybody way too accessible – it just takes away the glamor and mystery from our business.”

- Vanessa Hudgens, when asked what she thought the worst invention ever was by People.com

As someone who’s had two leaked photos scandals and is constantly dogged on by the press for her current Z-list status, I can totally understand why Vanessa hates the Internet, but “the worst invention of all time,” is one hell of a stretch. I can’t understand why something that provides employment opportunities, connects people all over the world and is an endless source of entertainment and information is the worst invention of all time. I would go with, I dunno, guns? Heroin? Something that like, affects all of society, not just the .001% of the population that’s considered to be famous.

But I do agree that celebrities using Twitter has removed an element of mystery.

What do you think is the worst invention of all time and do you agree that celebrities using Facebook, Twitter, Tumbr, et c. has made them seem less special to us common folk?