Man if this isn’t the hit of summer ’11, I don’t know what will be.

Above you see Snoop and his latest protege, ‘Rico,’ who’s the heterosexual equivalent of the sassy gay friend. Except he’s a squirrel. And he’s skeevy. And not at all photogenically blessed. So in reality, I guess Rico’s nothing like the sassy gay friend, aside from the fact that he’s got some suave fashion sense. Rico Suave. (You asked for it.)

For all of those who said Selma Blair was fat. [The Superficial]

Rihanna does a Britney remix. [Bossip]

The Situation is driving a Ferrari now. Aren’t you kicking yourself that you didn’t hook up with him that night at the shore? [TMZ]

Robin Wright (Penn) rocking one of the worst haircuts a woman can get. [Lainey Gossip]

So, what, Dita von Teese is dating Brendan Fraser or something? [ICYDK]

The first photos of Tina Fey‘s baby bump. [Socialite Life]

Kirstie Alley has another mishap on DWTS. [Huffington Post]

Now that Billy Ray and Tish are back together, Miley‘s raising her younger siblings. [Celebuzz]

David Hyde Pierce (or just ‘Niles’) plays an awesome psychotic. [Pajiba]

Jen Sterger is pathetic, needs to stop talking about Brett Favre’s offensive penis. [IDLYITW]

Did Taylor Swift slam stay-at-home moms? [Cele|Bitchy]

Adele + Britney = ‘Rolling ‘Til the World Ends’ [The Frisky]

So Tori Spelling, huh? In the news now, what, twice in a ten days? It’s gotta be some kind of record for girlfriend! Last week you saw photos of a healthy-looking Tori, and even some of you in the comments claimed that she was probably pregnant. Well guess what – ding ding ding! – you were right!

Tori and her husband Dean confirmed through Twitter last night that she is carrying child number three for the couple. It doesn’t come entirely as a surprise, as she’s been photographed wearing baggy dresses for some time now, and actually looks like she’s been drinking water (and what a difference it makes, right?), but congratulations to the family anyway. Even though their reality show sucks, they make cute kids, and come on: who DOESN’T love to look at adorable children?

Scarlett Johansson, Sean Penn and Owen Wilson went for a run together yesterday and there are several things we can take from the paparazzi photos:

1) Scar and Sean are still going strong. Gross.

2) Even one of the world’s most beautiful women can do herself a disservice by dawning workout wear that’s too tight and finger shoes.

3) Owen Wilson just can’t keep up.

Anything else worth noting?

Anyone who was freaking out after hearing that Snookie got paid $32,000 for a recent speaking engagement will regret wasting their energy on that mess once they hear how much that asshole Charlie Sheen‘s appearance fee is.

According to E! Online, the former Two and a Half Men star and current butt of every joke is charging $200,000 just to show up and party these days. Oh, and he also demands that you fly him to your party in a private jet and put him up in a hotel suite.

That’s far from the highest amount we’ve seen a celebrity get paid for an appearance, but considering that Sheen is unreliable, a seriously shady character and someone that no one seemed to care about like, two months ago, that’s insane. Then again, so is he.

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens have more in common than just High School Musical. That’s right, they’ve both got nude photos out there, but unlike Vanessa, Ashley’s was released with her permission by Allure.

Normally when stars start having nude photos of themselves published, it’s because they’ve reached rock-bottom and are dying to have their name back in the headlines or because they’ve realized that that’s pretty much all they’re good for. Why Ashley chose to strip down isn’t totally clear to me, but you can feel free to check her out after the jump… (more…)