Have you guys heard about the DNA Foundation yet? It was created by Demi and Ashton Kutcher and it promotes awareness about and education on stopping child sex trafficking. (On a side note, these two will never split – now that they’ve officially created a ‘foundation’ together, these guys are on ‘til DEATH DO THEY PART. Break out the hankies.)
The videos are great, and Bradley Cooper, Adrian Peterson, Justin Timberlake and others are just delightful to watch, and this whole thing is way, way better than those stupid ‘Where do you like it’ or ‘What color bra are you wearing’ games are supposed to raise awareness for breast cancer on FACEBOOK. Um, guys? I’m AWARE of breast cancer, and you know what? Posting what color my fucking BRA is on Facebook won’t help the lady down the street who has no insurance and is dying from what she KNOWS to be breast cancer. The PSAs are great, and it’s respectable that celebrities with fortuitous pull are willing to take the time out of their day to film something that’s got meaning behind it. Ashton and Demi’s site is pretty awesome, too, and it’s got a lot of ways that you can actually get involved.
More ‘Real Men’ videos after the jump – which was your favorite?
So the Cruise family was doing their whole late-night New York City binge eating thing like they do best, and Suri was photographed being the paparazzi ham that she is. No other celebrity kid tackles that camera head-on and gives them the faces that they want, and frankly? I like that about her. I mean, even aside from the fact that she’s just freaking adorable, she’s got moxie and gut, and maybe if we’re lucky, she’ll put Big Man Tom in his place one day. I mean, SOME woman’s gotta, and it’s apparent that Katie‘s not up to the task, you know?
Here’s a pretty interesting little study done by a dating website. Have you ever wanted to know if you were going to get lucky on a first date but couldn’t muster up the courage to carelessly toss back your hair and say “Yo, are we bangin’ later or what?” We’ve all been there, but thanks to these nifty findings, all you have to do is pay attention to her music preferences!
Coldplay fans are the least likely music fans to have sex on a first date! A dating site compared users’ music tastes with responses to the question “how far would you go on a first date?” and found Coldplay fans to be prudes (preferences instead include cuddling, caterwauling, staring into someone’s green eyes, etc.). Other acts whose fans are not likely to have sex on the first date are Adele, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Kings of Leon. Perhaps Kings of Leon’s “Sex on Fire” is being taken as a descriptive warning? Anyway, acts whose fans will totally give it up on a first date include Nirvana, Metallica, Linkin Park, Kanye West, and Gorillaz.
I can totally see the easy people’s taste in music – have you ever met anyone who loved Kanye AND Metallica AND wasn’t DTF? That creature doesn’t exist in nature, friends. I found the prude music a little more surprising though. Not the Coldplay part, Coldplay fans are total prudes, but Katy Perry? I thought Katy Perry fans were super into skintight jeans and boobs and stuff. And Lady Gaga, that’s got to be wrong. I can’t even begin to count the number of Little Monsters I’ve seen gyrate around to “Bad Romance” and scream something like “I just want to get fucked!”
What do you guys think? Do these findings seem accurate? What artists’ music would you classify as prudish or easy?
First there were those hideous commemorative coins, and now there’s this crazy-faced doll. If I were Kate Middleton, I’d be starting a semi-aggressive letter writing campaign right about now. The first paragraph would open with “Isn’t it enough that I’m marrying the the mediocre prince?” You know, because Prince Harry is clearly the hotter prince? Did I get off topic somewhere?
Oh right, poor Kate Middleton and her crazy-faced doll with the cheap, stupid clothes and accessories. This girl’s going to be a princess, she doesn’t have to stand for this outrageous insult to her good looks. And I’m sure some of you are thinking “there are way more important things than looks, the royal family has more serious matters to attend to.” And I fully agree, I truly do, but hey, if you’re going to get a Barbie made in your likeness, wouldn’t you at least take the time to make sure it’s done right?
All I’m saying is that I’ve seen that look that’s in the doll’s eyes before, and it’s usually when my puppy lunges at my face, bites my lip, then jumps to the floor so she can poop. And then she tries to eat her poop. And I don’t want to associate a future princess with the nomming of feces, ok?
Everybody wants to know how this type of sex works. [The Superficial]
Will Kirsten Dunst‘s wedding set off the apocalypse? [Lainey Gossip]
Chris Brown has a new video out, surprisingly. [Bossip]
The grown-up, real-life Gotti boys are actually pretty hot now that they’ve dumped the shitty, cheap, Jersey Shore look. [TMZ]
Evan Rachel Wood had a ‘bad breakup’ with her mom at the age of eighteen. [The Blemish]
50 Cent causes a mob scene at a Scream 4 afterparty. [Right Celebrity TV]
What ‘legendary starring role’ is Bradley Cooper being considered for? (To be fair, I didn’t even know they were REMAKING this movie, and I still can’t understand why.) [Huffington Post]
Looks to me like Tom Cruise‘s face is starting to sag. Time to suck, Vlad! [Celebuzz]
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