Welp, she said she was going to do it, even though it’s probably cost her a job at Dancing With the Stars (the notoriously ‘family-friendly’ show that Sarah Palin wholly endorsed while her daughter Bristol danced): Karina Smirnoff has gone and posed nude for Playboy. Girlfriend, who’s best known for being super-hot, a wicked dancer, and former girlfriend of Mario Lopez, Karina hasn’t even yet attained the type of fame that Heidi Montag has, yet she’s already taking her clothes off.

I mean, crap – even Heidi didn’t spill all the beans on her body to Playboy, but that’s probably because I imagine that Heidi’s nether regions probably look like knotted, knobbly balls of sinew and plastic, all the color of rancid meat (sometimes? skin just doesn’t heal all that well after it’s been torn and stitched and cauterized so many times).

Well, hey.  Good for you, Karina, for doing what you want, but I expect that you’ll toddle off into obscurity on those crazy dancer’s feet pretty soon.  All in all, it’ll be alright – you’ll always have those Playboy pictures after all the sparkle and glitter has faded.

I know, it seems unusual for Gwyneth, doesn’t it?  I would have thought she’d be jamming to some shitty country music or … I don’t know, what’s the most pretentious genre of music?

Anyway, Jay-Z interviewed Gwyneth for whatever reason, and somehow she managed to make a conversation about Eazy-E and N.W.A. incredibly boring:

I first was exposed to hip-hop when I was about 16 (1988) by some boys who went to collegiate. The Beastie Boys were sort of the way in for us preppie kids. We were into Public Enemy, Run-DMC and LL Cool J. But then I went to LA the summer between my junior and senior year of high school and I discovered N.W.A which became my obsession. I was fascinated by lyrics as rhythm and how Dre had a such different cadence and perspective from say, Eazy-E, who I thought was one of the most ironic and brilliant voices hip-hop has ever had. It was an accident that I learned every word of Straight Outta Compton and to love something that a.) I had no real understanding of in terms of the culture that it was emanating from and b.) to love something that my parents literally could not grasp. But I was hooked. I can’t remember what I ate for dinner last night but I could sing to you every single word of N.W.A’s “Fuck Tha Police” or [Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock's] “It Takes Two.” Go figure.

God, I would so gladly go even more in debt than I already am to see Gwyneth perform “Fuck Tha Police.” That was the first thought I had after reading that quote.  But then, later in the interview, Jay-Z asks Gwyneth the classic question “Biggie or Tupac?”  And Gwyneth answered with “Biggie by miles.”  So now she’s dead to me.

Nah, I’m just kidding, she didn’t wear a dead cat to a Lady Gaga concert.  She got escorted to a hospital for being unstable enough to kill a cat for fashion.  I think that’s better, don’t you?

Here are the details from Gawker:

According to police, Angelina Barnes drowned the cat, sliced open its belly, mutilated its eyes and removed its liver, which cops later found “in a makeup case on the counter.” An unidentified relative arrived home to find Barnes—who had “cover[ed] light switches with duct tape so she wouldn’t be able to turn on the light”—dressed in a “long coat” with “streaks of what turned out to be cat blood on her face.” This was, it seems, the outfit she planned on wearing to the Lady Gaga concert.

As you might expect, Barnes did not go to the Lady Gaga concert. She went instead to the hospital, “where she threatened a male nurse with a piece of glass”; she’s now “receiving treatment” at a local hospital.

Around these parts, we don’t really care for Lady Gaga, but even those of you who broke down in tears the first time you heard “Born This Way” can probably see that this definitely earns a spot on a list of the creepiest things ever associated with Lady Gaga (right between gross meat dresses and blood and semen perfume, if you’re curious).  People, listen, if you ever feel the need to mutilate a family pet so you can look super hot for your rock concert, please, take a moment of reflection. Then look at these pictures.  That’s all I ask.

Scarlett Johansson: still pregnant. [The Superficial]

And now she’s moving in with Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]

Janet Jackson’s boyfriend might be one of the hottest dudes I’ve seen all year. [Bossip]

Taylor Lautner will make you cry. [ICYDK]

Silent House: another super creepy-looking horror movie trailer. [Pajiba]

And … she’s gone nude. Say ‘bye-bye,’ jobby-job. [Huffington Post]

Is Kim Kardashian moving to NYC to get married? [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Jessica Simpson was asked to sing for the troops as if it were 2001 again. [Celebuzz]

Jennifer Lopez‘s non-Photoshopped abs are still to die for, even after twins. [Caught on Set]

Adele: on the cover of Rolling Stone. [Popbytes]

Zsa Zsa Gabor‘s husband wants a new baby for the couple. Um. Yeah. [Bitten and Bound]

Breaking news: Gwyneth Paltrow is ‘deeply flawed.’ [The Blemish]

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager. He’s a hair flippin’, soccer ball kickin’, cheap lingerie buyin’ teenager, that’s for damn sure.

The sixteen-year-old superstar was photographed in Israel Monday, munching down on Pringles and slamming an iced tea in front of the Western Wall, which is honestly one of the most ridiculous sights I’ve ever seen captured. Is all of this fame and opportunity to travel being wasted on the kid or am I insane? Who the hell scarfs Pringles while staring at one of the most famous historical sites in the entire world? Like, is he stoned?

If there’s one thing we can’t get enough of around here, it’s photos of Katy Perry lookin’ hot. I mean, as long as I don’t have to listen to her sing or anything that comes out of her awful mother‘s mouth, than I’m more than happy to post just about anything Katy-related.

These newest photos are from her campaign for ghd, a British line of hair products, and they were shot by David LaChapelle, who always seems to get it right.

Check out pictures of a heavily made-up Katy behind-the-scenes and see how the final photos turned out in the gallery after the jump!