There’s a new video by NME floating around (click through, it won’t embed) about Taylor Momsen‘s band, The Pretty Reckless, and it’s a must-watch for Taylor fans and haters alike. She drags on a cigarette, looks spiritually dead in nearly every b-roll type shot and there are plenty of close ups of those nasty, ripped up thigh-highs she’s always wearing.
There’s not a whole lot of new information, though. It’s four minutes of Taylor talking endlessly about how much performing means to her (because she’s a rockstar, you know!) and her bandmates saying things like, “People are so shocked by Taylor because she’s clearly so good at it. It’s clearly what she was supposed to do.”
The thing that fascinates me about all of this is that Taylor has a whole career separate from her gig on Gossip Girl, and she doesn’t seem to care about the acting thing at all anymore. In fact, it seems like she’s begging us to forget that she was ever a part of the Hollywood machine. My guess? Taylor’s done with memorizing scripts and playing characters. She’s going to move on from all of that ASAP.
One question, though: Who are all these fans that she and the band keep referring to? Are there actually Pretty Reckless fans out there, because if so, I’m pretty sure that Evanescence did this exact same kind of music like, ten years ago and they didn’t have a bratty teenager as their front woman.
And here’s Lady Gaga‘s latest leaked single, ‘Judas.’ Coming from someone who’s not a fan of the Lady’s music, I have to say that the song had a pretty good …. start. Seriously. All of that crazy bass in the beginning was actually the hotness, but after that? It kind of all fell apart for me. I didn’t care much for it after the first fifteen seconds, and my stance still remains: Lady Gaga, while she can sure as shit sing her heart out, and definitely tries to be unique, is no different than a modern-day Madonna. Especially with all of the religious innuendos. I’ll pass on this one, I think.
Hey, so our boy Coolio went and got himself totally obliterated at a show he was supposed to be performing at this past weekend, and even though the photos are a pure win, one aspect of the evening was not: just judging by the pictures, he probably didn’t get laid that night by the blonde chick he was riding the whole time – even dudes with the word ‘cool’ branded in their names and psyches sometimes get too drunk to fuck, too.
This is probably the first Ke$ha-positive post I’ve ever written, and I’m about to give her the greatest compliment that I’ve given her in the site’s history: girlfriend is kind of, sort of, looking pretty hot in these pictures, which were taken on the streets of New York City, and not even under Photoshop’s lurid leer. Therefore? I am convinced there are malevolent forces at work today. So malevolent that the predicted apocalypse might actually be underfoot as we speak. What this means for Ke$ha, you ask? That I’m going to have to find this bitch, shave her head, and see if she’s got 666 tattooed somewhere on her scalp.
Oopsie! You’ll never see a full-on view of Kim Kardashian‘s cooter wearing those things. Those … Spanx things. But let’s be honest and call them what they really are: they’re girdles, aren’t they. GIRDLES. I know that the term ‘girdle’ isn’t nearly as provocative and sexual as ‘Spanx,’ but a rose by any other name still smells as sweet, right? We’ll go with GIRDLE today.
I never really got the whole girdle thing, anyway. I mean, I know they’re designed to hold in any wobbly bits, and make you look less bouncy in a dress, but at the end of the night, when the girdle comes off, is it all BA-ROOOM IN YOUR FACE? And isn’t that kind of a surprise for everyone involved? Frankly speaking, Kim Kardashian’s a hot woman. And she’s a lot like my girl Jennifer Love Hewitt. I could give a crap less about how much your ass wiggles when you walk or if you’ve got cellulite or strech marks. Spanx have a funny name, and they look funny when your dress blows up. I’d rather see real women than real-sucked-in women any day of the week, and if that means subjecting myself to vadge and body parts au natural, I suppose there could be worse things to witness, you know?
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