Apr 18, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

See that little photo of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, all flirty and kissy and adorable after the New York premiere of Water for Elephants? Does that hurt, Twihards?  Well, don’t get your panties too twisted, because you still haven’t seen video of that little kiss.  I can’t get the clip to embed properly, but trust me, you’ll want to saunter on over to Pop Sugar to see the mad chemistry between these two.

Kidding!  What happens is Rob is completely adorable and Kristen shuts him down with her bitchy bitch bitch face. Because it would ruin her entire life to let her longtime boyfriend kiss her in front of anyone on his Special Day.  Ugh.

By the way, if you don’t care to listen to my hormonal bitching, feel free to just j/o to that picture up there or whatever.  It’s your world.

Image courtesy of TMZ

Apr 18, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Emily

A photo of JK Rowling

Aww, JK is a fangirl just like the rest of us!  Isn’t it adorable?

Ok, so JK has this mansion in Edinburgh, right? And she has this huge garden in her backyard, and there’s this little house set up there now. But JK, being the amazing woman she is, said “nay.”  And that’s the story of how Hagrid’s legendary hut is going to be replicated on JK’s property.  The little house is going to have  ”a conical roof, a spire, a chimney and stone steps up to the front door,” just like the movies.  There’s no word yet on if she’s getting a hippogriff to tether up next to the hut (bad idea, we all know how that turns out) or a group of centaurs to roam the nearby gardens.

Apr 18, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Of course Evan Rachel Wood is a lesbian now. That’s what dating Marilyn Manson does to you. [The Superficial]

How is this even appropriate? [Bossip]

Confirmation: Lea Michele is an insufferable bitch. [Lainey Gossip]

Neil Patrick Harris shares a photo of the twins on Twitter. No joke. [Earsucker]

Why is Nelson Mandela’s daughter being sued? [TMZ]

Serena Williams hits the beach in a hot-ass bikini. [ICYDK]

Vanessa Hudgens was caught doing shots at Coachella. I expect the nudes to come rollicking out any day now. [The Blemish]

Richard Gere will be hot forever and ever AMEN. [Caught on Set]

Johnny Knoxville‘s clumsy sperm has impregnated some crazy eggs for a third time. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Check out the first scene from the final Harry Potter movie! [Huffington Post]

Anne Hathaway spotted out in public with her boyfriend-on-the-DL, Adam Shulman. [Socialite Life]

Reese Witherspoon talks to GMA about Water for Elephants. [Bitten and Bound]

Elsa Pataky, or as I’m most familiar with her, Adrien Brody’s ex-girlfriend, frolicking on the beach in a bikini. [Celebuzz]

11 famous bisexual babes – a comprehensive list. [The Frisky]

Apr 18, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Emily

A photo of Meri Brown, Janelle Brown, Kody Brown, Christine Brown, and Robyn Brown

Because according to the Sister Wives, “it’s a girl party.”

If you watch Sister Wives, you can probably see how this would be the case.  Remember when the first three wives went on that camping trip with all the kids while Kody and Robyn went on their honeymoon, or how they all went to pick out that claddagh ring for Robyn before the wedding?  They seem pretty tight:

Robyn, who recently announced she’s pregnant, says a lot of women ask the question, “How can you do that? You must have no self esteem … You’re letting your husband – in their brains – cheat on you.”

But, she laughs, that’s simply not the case.

Being in a family of polygamists “really is all about the girl,” she insists.

If doubters open their minds, she says, “She’s gonna find it’s a girl party.”

Adds Meri, Brown’s first wife: “We can have a lot of fun no matter where we go – even if it is just the grocery store.”

I can see where the Brown’s brand of polygamy could be fun – you have your besties with you all the time, all in the family. You get to raise your kids together and raise each other’s kids. You don’t have to have some douchebag like Kody focusing 100% of his man-child attention on you.  It could be a pretty sweet deal.  On the other hand, hearing that your husband knocked up one of your besties?  It seems like instinctively that’s got to suck, right?

Apr 18, 2011 at 11:30 am by Emily

A photo of Darius McCrary

It’s not really a surprise, is it?  Didn’t you always feel like Eddie had a little bit of a weird vibe about him?  You’d think that with fine parents like Carl and Harriet he would have turned out better, but it turns out that he’s just 100% pure creeper.

Eddie, or Darius McCrary for those of you playing the realism game, just got a restraining order filed against him by his ex, Karrine Steffans, for window peeping and cyber bullying. Here’s the story from TMZ:

It’s the latest TRO in a legal firestorm between Darius McCrary and his ex Karrine Steffans — according to the docs filed recently in L.A. County Superior Court, the actor began showing up at Karrine’s house unannounced in January … and it freaked Karrine out.

According to the docs, Darius would regularly bypass security in her gated community by sneaking through a rear entrance — and sit outside her home to wait for her to return.

Karrine claims Darius would then call her and ask her to “look outside of [her] window” — where Darius was peering inside.

According to Karrine, the harassment even spilled over onto the Internet — claiming Darius sent her an email, stating, “You should do the world a favor and kill yourself.” Calls to Darius weren’t returned.

Looks like it’s time to cue the sappy instrumental music and have a Serious Talk with Eddie here, doesn’t it?

Apr 18, 2011 at 10:30 am by Sarah

Oh J. Lo. You crazy, homage-to-the-Bronx-paying girl with those crazy hot-ass sirens. I’m gonna be honest; I’m a fan. I think you’re fun and talented, and I actually enjoy your movies (except Gigli – that movie was just bogus), but you NEED. to STOP. with the club music. I’m not saying to go and start doing ballads with Marc Anthony and heading down the Celine Dion route, but the club stuff just has to go.

What do you guys think?