And it’s either the mark of a really great singer/songwriter/performer that everyone wants a piece of her genius, or the mark of a really awful singer/songwriter/performer that everyone thinks, ‘Fuck, I TOTALLY could have done a better job with this. Sit back and just watch.’

Anyhoo, here’s the Bollywood remix of Britney‘s ‘Dance ’til the World Ends.’ I actually like it much more than the original version. It’s still got the pretty gritty Britney sound, and it’s maintained much of its appeal, but I think the remix kills the original in this case.

What do you think?

Apparently, though, we all can’t be as lucky as the rest of us are, because this perfectly lovely and adorable girl IS Megan Fox‘s sister, and what’s worse is that she was seen out with her. I’m telling you right now, that if Megan Fox were MY sister, I’d never go anywhere with her. Megan Fox would make me look frumpy, dumpy, bloated, and adolescent, whereas she, next to a ‘normal’ girl, would look even more flawless than she already does.

Do us a favor, Megan – don’t hang out with the ‘regular’ people in public, and start doing things with your Hollywood peers. Then maybe we won’t feel so sorry for ourselves I won’t feel so sorry for myself.

If you thought that Kate Hudson was this sparkling, spotless little golden girl of a tinkling bell that JUST HAPPENED to get pregnant by ANOTHER frontman of ANOTHER popular band, you were dead wrong, man.

Kate, in a recent interview with InStyle, makes no bones about hooking her latest victim, Matthew Bellamy of Muse – she practically admits to trapping him with her extra-fertile eggs, and says that “we” were “tempting fate,” and “it worked.” (And if by “we” she means “I,” “me,” or even flat-out “Kate Hudson,” then yes, she’s correct.)

On the way that the couple met:

“[I was] watching Radiohead’s Thom Yorke with a guy I knew from high school, who introduced me to Matthew. We realized we had met a few years earlier, in Australia. Then I got distracted and said, ‘I’ve got to find my friends; I don’t know where they went.’ He just looked at me and said, ‘Come on, I’ll take care of you.’ That’s when I went, ‘Wait a minute, who are you?’ “

On what she likes best about “Matthew”:

“Matthew was polite and immediately protective, which for somebody like me who’s all over the place – one minute I’m over here and the next I’m over there – is important.” Plus, she adds, “He is just an amazing person. … In the beginning I felt like, okay, this is going to be heavy. Am I prepared for this? Because it had been a while, and I wasn’t looking for that, but I just couldn’t stay away. I wanted to talk to him and be with him all the time. On our first dates we would take long walks and talk the entire day.”

And of course, on the way that their child was conceived:

“Well, it wasn’t like we didn’t know what we were doing. There were no ovulation kits involved. We were tempting fate, and it worked … I didn’t think I was going to have another kid until I was maybe 33 – that was in the back of my mind before I met Matthew. But we were so in love when it happened, it was just so exciting for both of us.”

Yes, very exciting and I’m glad Kate’s happy this year with receiving Matt’s, I’m sorry, Matthew’s special seeds of whatever and all, but incidentally – is she talking about the very Thom Yorke who cheekily rejected Kate herself? Because I don’t know many Thom Yorkes who also happen to be musicians. Way to avoid wasting any time whatsoever there, girl!

Well hell. I like Brooklyn Decker. And I like her boobs, too. But these pictures? It looks like she’s either got a tit growing out of the crack of her elbow, or the photographer got really happy with Photoshop and somehow misplaced her boob. The pics are older, so the latter may very well be true (everyone was excited about Photoshop back in the day, you know), but in either case, Brooklyn Decker boob! What’s better than that on a rainy Tuesday afternoon?

You can check out the NSFW photos after the jump!

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In the role of cowgirl Jessie, natch.

Above (and below; I couldn’t help myself) you see Katherine Heigl rocking what comes across as a very confusing, very odd ensemble in which all I can think of is Buzz Lightyear dancing the dance of seduction. What can I say – I’m a kid at heart.

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think I could ever get sick of looking at Scarlett Johansson. She could pose for PETA, the cover of Marilyn Manson‘s newest album, or even in a burlap bag, covered with feces and flies. She pulls it off every time, and the latest Dolce and Gabbana Summer 2011 ads are definitely no exception.

I know a lot of you guys think that she can’t act for crap, but she’ll always hold a special place in my heart no matter how many old guys she hooks up with. I think it’s actually adding to her appeal, really.

And Scarlett hasn’t just been up to posting PSAs for Planned Parenthood and getting her dad-aged boyfriend into shape, she’s also been working on a feed-the-hungry campaign with USA Harvest. Maybe that’ll change your generally negative opinions about homegirl, but then again, those Ryan Reynolds-devoted Scarlett dissenters are a generally tough crowd to please.