I tried to soothe your hearts a couple of weeks ago, right after Pia got eliminated from American Idol, by letting you know that she’s in talks with Interscope and that she went on a date with Mark Ballas and that she’s doing great in her life. Well, saddle up, Pia fans, because things just keep looking up for this girl.
Next week, Pia’s going to be singing a little ditty on Dancing with the Stars, and – wait for it – Mark is going to be dancing to her song! Is that not the most romantic thing you’ve ever heard? Does that not make you feel like love truly exists in this world, like anything at all is possible because these two crazy kids found each other and are making it work?
If not, then you need to get some love in your heart and check back, friends.
Alright, well not this IMMEDIATE photo, because I wanted you guys to make sure you knew what girlfriend looks like in the daylight, with probably tons of makeup and under super-special lighting, because Tyra Banks, though crazy as a burning house of bats on acid about different things, is still a beautiful, beautiful woman.
And the no-makeup photo, which is after the jump, is definitely still a photo of a beautiful woman who’s been gifted with natural beauty, but once again, I stick to my guns that almost anyone can be as striking as a supermodel with the invention of Photoshop and airbrushing.
Supposedly, Zac Efron was spotted with a lanky blonde earlier in the week, and according to sources at The Blemish, there was some serious oral action going on, too:
They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her house and continued their escapade.
So, in short, this Victoria’s Secret model takes positively no issue with getting on her knees in public. In front of people, who may or may not be strangers to her. OK. I’m not saying that blowing a dude should be demeaning to a chick, or that it’s just for ugly girls like Paris Hilton thinks (isn’t that a hoot?) because I’m pretty partial to oral myself, but I’d be damned if I were to be caught on my knees in front of a dude in some shitty-ass club, that’s for sure.
If you haven’t already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I’ll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I’m usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry.
Alright, guys! It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests. Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of this photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Arquette photo: Stacey “Perhaps I’m just sexually deprived, but I saw this picture and my first thought was “Shaft & Balls.”
Congrats to Stacey, and for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
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