“I think that any person being an a–hole deserves it. Especially toddlers—they’re total d-bags. You gotta let them know.”

Tina Fey to GQ on the Louis C.K. idea that calling children ‘asshole’ is alright. Am I the only one getting a serious LOL out of this one?

Tina Fey never fails to crack me up, seriously. Not that I’d ever, of course, take her tongue-in-cheek advice and call my three-year-old a douchebag (she’d be PISSED for days, you guys), but it’s funny to hear the randomness that sometimes comes from one of the most talented, witty women in America anyway.

The rest of Tina’s interview with GQ is here, and while the rest of her quips are pretty entertaining, I think I’ll be quoting ‘Toddlers are douchebags’ for the rest of the day, how about you?

Lady Gaga, just in time for Easter, says that her music is from God – namely, ‘Judas.’ [The Superficical]

Sienna Miller isn’t getting back together with Jude Law, ’cause she’s too busy boning this dude. [Lainey Gossip]

Who gave this bitch a reality show? [Bossip]

Beyonce‘s single cover is the hotness. [ICYDK]

A whole movie about the fact that chicks poop? [Pajiba]

Did Steven Tyler drop the F-bomb on AI? [Huffington Post]

Khloe Kardashian: gonna be on an ACTUAL TV SHOW. I KNOW. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Demi Lovato: “I have bipolar disorder.” [Celebuzz]

Exclusive photos of Kristen Stewart on the set of Twilight. [Caught on Set]

Has Lindsay officially relapsed again? [Popbytes]

Mariah Carey should be ashamed with how much money she dropped on her babies’ nursery. [Bitten and Bound]

Photographic evidence that Candice Swanepoel DID go down with Zac Efron. [The Blemish]

Alright, despite previous allegations that Scarlett Johansson is pregnant, and the slight bulge that she had going on during her jog with Sean Penn earlier in the month, I’m starting to question whether or not she really is. She was photographed last night at a Coach event, and girlfriend is looking decidedly not pregnant that night.

However, I don’t think all hope is lost – I mean, some celebrities and women don’t show ’til they have a baby practically hanging by one hand out of their vadges, so I’m still holding out hope for a Sean Penn/Scarlett Johansson child, even if she DOES feel the need to mash her growing uterus down with some kind of inhumane Spanx product.

Is she pregnant?

Do you HOPE she’s pregnant?

This? Is Kobe Bryant’s idea of an apology. OK, well not really Kobe‘s idea, probably, but the enforced idea that will allow him to remain a good old basketball player in the eyes of the world, and not a homophobic, accused-rapist twat who can barely string two words together that aren’t filled with hate for people who don’t have the same pushy, unrelenting sexual orientation as he does.

Anyway, this is his video. I think it says a lot about a person, what they call people or how they talk to others when they’re angry or disappointed, and from here on out, I’m just flat-out not a Kobe fan, half-assed apology or not.

I know that I probably sound crazy over this whole thing, but the word ‘faggot’ is just as offensive to me as ‘retarded’ is to some of you. Different strokes for different folks, guys, and isn’t that what it’s all about at the end of the day anyway?

I know some of us wish that Mandy Moore would fall into a hole and, um, just keep falling, but I never really had much of a problem with her. Except for that one time when I was dating this guy the summer after high school, and I went to his house that one time where he wanted to show me something in his room (and it wasn’t his penis that time, OK?) and when I went up there, I saw posters and pictures of Mandy Moore plastered all over the walls. I’m not gonna lie – I felt a little threatened. All I had in MY bedroom were blacklight posters, Magic Eye pictures, and glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling. So yes. My naive, insecure eighteen year-old self felt threatened. But not as threatened as I was, I guess, by what he called me up there to see: a fucking horrible-ass tarantula.

We broke up not long after that.

So even though you might have heard that Lady Gaga was blocking Al’s attempt to add this song to his upcoming album, it’s been confirmed that the single, ‘Perform This Way,’ actually WILL be included – apparently Gaga caved. Either that, or she thought ‘What the fuck, why not,’ because though Al said he’d respect her wishes and avoid adding the track, he released it online because, and I quote:

“However, given the circumstances, I have no problem with allowing people to hear it online, because I also have a personal policy not to completely waste my stinking time.”

Well said, dude. I mean, you maybe should have thought of all that before you went through the trouble of recording a song that you might not even be able to sell, but hey. I’m glad the circumstance changed for you, and I really have to give you props for using the word ‘stinking’ in the context that you did. I went through a big Weird Al phase back when ‘Amish Paradise’ was a big hit, and to this day I can’t hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘My Friends’ without automatically thinking of your ‘Alternative Polka,’ so thanks!