That’s what we’re going to call any bong activity from here on out: pulling a Miley.  Not because I want to judge her forever for partaking in hallucinogens, just because I love any excuse to watch that video.

But anyway, poor little Rupert Grint was allegedly photographed hitting a bong at a Harry Potter cast party. I say “allegedly” because Rupert’s people are saying that the picture isn’t of Rupert, just some ginger that looks like him.  Can you believe that?  Because sorry, Rupert’s people, but the only way that that’s not Rupert up there is if somebody figured out how to make a batch of Polyjuice Potion, and if that’s the case then we all better watch our backs.

What do you guys think?  Did Ron buy some weed from Crabbe or is it really just a doppelganger?

I don’t think really anyone expected it to turn this way, but hey. I suppose when you’re dealing with a Lohan, anything’s possible.

After hours of deliberation, a judge found Lindsay to be in violation of her probation, and it looks like they’re pushing the ‘guilty’ card in that pesky stolen necklace business.

Linds posted bail, but is on her way to jail to be processed (a new mugshot, what what!). I guess the good news is that her grand theft felony charge was reduced to a misdemeanor, which will head to court on May 11th. She was also awarded 480 hours of community service in addition to her four-month jail sentence, some of which will be spent at the LA County morgue.

Way to go, Lindsay!

Hilary Duff was photographed leaving a tattoo removal place in Encino yesterday and I’m like, “Damn, Hilary, could have told you this was going to happen.”

The actress got at least one of her seven tattoos removed. As you can see in these photos, the tat that used to read “thick as thieves” is no longer on her forearm. I’m guessing she may have gotten some other tats removed, too. Why else would she be wearing a cotton dress with her hair down that covers all of her ankle and neck ink?

I have no idea why Hilary had the tattoos removed, but I’m guessing now that she’s a little older, it didn’t make sense to walk around with all of those childish sayings and designs on her body. Hey, Miley, you may wanna take notes.

We’ve talked quite a bit over here about how Britney now just isn’t the same as she used to be, but if you needed any more proof, check out this quote her choreographer, Brian Friedman, gave OK Magazine regarding how he gets BritBrit to remember her moves:

“I feel like a comedian all day when we’re working together. If you do a little squat down to the floor, I always scream, ‘take a poop!’ … I always use analogies with steps because if you remember, ‘take a poop, wipe it off’ then you remember doing a squat and then coming up and doing a hip roll with your hands on your hips.”

I get that all those moves might be difficult to remember for someone who’s fried her brain with prescription pills, but I actually want to vomit thinking about someone talking to me like that in a professional environment. I mean, what kind of moron is this choreographer if this is the best he can come up with?

Can we see if we can come up with something better in the comments than “take a poop, wipe if off?”

I can’t believe I just typed that. I need to go shower.

What’s this we have here? Oh, just an elderly millionaire responsible for one of the most successful publications of all time riding around on a scooter at Disneyland with his girlfriends yesterday.

There’s no question in my mind that Hef has enough people surrounding him (physically and like, emotionally) that he’s still making decisions for himself and that he’s not being taken advantage of too badly, but I dunno. There’s something sad about these photos to me. Maybe five years ago I could believe that this older man was finding some enjoyment in hanging out with barely legal women, but now that he’s decaying before our eyes and seemingly out of it, I don’t know. I’m starting to wonder if he just keeps up this charade because he doesn’t know any other way.

I’m a huge fan of Hef’s (if you can’t respect his business savvy, you need to GTFO,) so I guess I’m just concerned that he’s happy and spending the remaining years of his life in a comfortable and healthy way.

Yeah, look, no one’s more shocked than me that I just wrote that headline, but you guys: Denise Richards has proven herself to be one hell of a classy lady throughout all of this Charlie Sheen drama.

Denise was on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night after the Real Housewives of New York (the only reason I was around to watch it,) and of course Andy Cohen asked her about some of the stuff that’s going on with her ex-husband and the father of her two daughters, Charlie Sheen. She didn’t say one bad word about the guy and actually seemed to be genuinely sad about the tragic turn his life has taken in recent months. And she showed some support to Charlie’s newest ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, saying that she gives her a lot of credit for taking control of her addiction and checking herself into treatment.

Denise also mentioned that, while she herself had met Charlie’s Goddesses, her daughters had not. Sounds like she went over and screened them before she brought her kids over, which is exactly what a good mother would do. Plus, she offered to take in Brooke and Charlie’s twin baby boys while their two of them are off doing other things. Totally unnecessary, but the caring and open-hearted thing to do.

I’ve spent plenty of time being annoyed by Denise over trivial, tabloid-y issues throughout the years, but that was pretty quickly washed away after seeing how she’s reacted in the face of true problems.