I’m going to break it to you bluntly here, guys: if you were wondering if Bieber fever had spread even to the editors and nominators of this annual prestigious segment of TIME magazine, you wondered correct. Justin Bieber did, in fact, make the Top 100 list. And for you? I pulled a bunch of faces, screamed until I started getting weird looks from people in the coffee bistro where I’m sitting, and shook my head in dismay, so now you don’t have to.

Let’s move on.

Other notable celebs in the entertainment business who made the list? In no particular order:

Amy Poehler

Colin Firth

Justin Bieber

Blake Lively

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Some of our UK readers will probably know who this chick is, but I know that when I came across these pictures from our photo agency, I had no clue aside from the fact that she looked vaguely familiar to me. My first thought was something like ‘OMG, Kellie Pickler finally decided to ditch the blonde, fab!’ but after checking out the photo captions, I realized I was dead wrong.

Here’s a few hints to get you started:

1. Girlfriend’s sister is engaged to be married

2. In a side-by-side comparison, this woman and her sister have exactly the same mouths

3. She (and her sister) are, obviously, from the UK

Have your guess yet? Jump in to find out who this lovely lady’s more-famous sister is:

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Remember Nicolas Cage‘s mildly creepy son, Weston, who was all gothed-out and sang for an obscure band, Eyes of Noctum? Yup, he got married this past weekend and Daddy was sober and, you know, out of jail enough to attend his only son’s wedding ceremony – super!

Nic was looking just fine as he sauntered around the streets of New Orleans, presumably screaming and looking for a ‘No Parking’ sign to punch in the face.

She’s just too cute.  It’s really frustrating.  Ever since Amanda threw a bitch fit over a parking ticket and talked about her dead baby horse love, I tried to put my foot down and say “no more” to the Amanda Seyfried love.  I really did try, but then these pictures showed up of the girl with no makeup and an adorable stuffed animal for some Earth Day celebration, and now I love her again.

Also pictured in the gallery is James Van Der Beek with his wife and the same stuffed animal.  Well played, Amanda.  Well played.

I just love weddings, have I mentioned that?  It probably has to do with me being the most ridiculously romantic person I’ve ever met, but there’s just something about a couple of lovebirds declaring their devotion that just gets me, you know? And when a couple gets married even though everyone in the world knows it’s a hot mess with no real chance of working? That’s just a bonus.

With those things in mind, it should be obvious why I was so excited about LeAnn and Eddie‘s wedding.  And despite the magnitude of my initial excitement, I’m even more excited to see the details of the wedding pour in this coming week. Here’s a little taste from Us Magazine – it’s the couple’s toasts and it’s delightful:

At 11:11 p.m., Cibrian made a toast. “Someone loves the fucking microphone and that’s me! We’ve both had much larger weddings before, about 100-150 people both, but we just wanted our closest of friends and family here with us tonight. The next one will be ever smaller though,” he joked. “We’ll just keep parring it down!” The crowd laughed had cheered, and Cibrian finished his toast, saying, “Seriously, you guys are here because you guys mean a lot to us.”

Rimes echoed Cibrian’s sentiments and told her guests, “I love you all.” She added: “Now let’s have some cake, bitches!”

I love drunk ass Eddie’s opening line – “somebody loves the fucking microphone!” – because it reminds me of all my frat boy friends that I love so dearly.  It makes me feel like any minute someone will come through the door with a case of Natty Light and a couple of Mad Dogs and ask me if I want to smoke, and I do so love that nostalgia.  I also love how Eddie sarcastically but probably accurately hints at future weddings. Finally, I love LeAnn’s declaration of “let’s have some cake, bitches,” because you know that poor girl hasn’t had cake in decades.

Between being childish on Twitter, getting high, and being remarkably beautiful, I just don’t see where James Franco has the time for higher education.  But somehow he does, and before I let you know about his latest educational endeavors, I’m going to break down all his degrees and college experiences thus far, just for posterity, all right?

- James enrolled at UCLA in the fall of 2006, was allowed to take up to 62 credits per semester (the normal limit is 19) and graduated in 2008 with a degree in English and a GPA over 3.5.

- He then relocated to New York, attending NYU for filmmaking, Brooklyn College for fiction writing, and Columbia for a master’s in writing.  Every now and again he went to a college in North Carolina for poetry.  He received his MFA in 2010.

- Currently, James is working towards his doctorate in English at Yale while taking some time to do some studying at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Ok, that’s all his academic achievements as of right this minute. Except wait – James just got accepted to the University of Houston’s doctoral program in literature and creative writing. He was one of 20 applicants chosen out of 400, which either means that James is a damn good writer or the people over in Houston must really like General Hospital. Either way, I’m going to send James my very best wishes, mostly because I’m still dreaming of a Freaks and Geeks movie and I want James to be in the best possible condition when that day finally arrives.