Celebrities can be really, really dumb.  We all know that, it’s not a secret.  On the flip side though, celebrities can also be wise beyond their years.  I usually like to explore the stupidity, but just for today, why don’t we go on a little journey through a couple of smarty pants Tweets?  I think we’ll all grow from it.

Soulja Boy: a beacon of truth if ever there was one.  Here, he sagely uses dick analogies to wax poetic on the struggles of love.  As usual, I totally feel you, Soulja Boy.

Wow, that’s a really powerful Nick Cannon quote you whipped out right there, Nick Cannon.  But just because you’re kind of a douchebag doesn’t mean you’re not right on occasion.

Ms. Tila probably doesn’t need a baby at this particular point in time.  However, she is wise enough to know that, and caring enough to realize that older kids need homes too.  Don’t worry, of course I’m not saying that this girl can take care of a child of any age, I’m just saying that it’s kind of touching that her heart is so open, you know?

Special shoutout to our friends at WCHE 1520 in West Chester, PA for borrowing their Celebrity Tweet of the Day segment. We’re still not giving it back! ;) You guys can tune in and listen live at WCHE1520.com for even more celebrity-related banter and all-around, general awesomeness with our good friend, the studly Matt Lombardo.

Before we start, let me just say that I want nothing but the best for Rebecca, I really do.  It’s just that for her, I think the best thing would be to disappear into obscurity, go to college, and get a good career going that has absolutely nothing to do with music.  However, it doesn’t look like Rebecca is ready for obscurity just yet, and that’s why I feel comfortable sharing excerpts from this hilarious interview with you:

“I’m definitely not some normal 13-year-old girl that barely anyone knows around school anymore,” she [Rebecca] proclaims.

“Well, you used to be,” her mother, Georgina Kelly, gently reminds her.

Score one for mom!

“People think I sound like a robot, and in that video, I do sound like a robot,” Rebecca acknowledges while perched on a chair next to her mother in Pettus’ backyard. “I don’t want to be known as the `Friday’ girl. Hopefully, I can be known as Rebecca Black and not the `Friday’ girl. I want to be a performing artist. That’s what I’ve always wanted to do.”

Aww, dream big, girlfriend!

“I want to see everyone’s opinion of my actual voice,” says Rebecca, who comes across in person as a cross between Lea Michele’s character from “Glee” and Miley Cyrus. “I don’t care if they love it. I don’t care if they hate it.” She pauses for a moment before continuing. “Well, I’d like it if they loved it, but I just want to hear their opinion.”

A cross between Rachel Berry and Miley Cyrus?  Ouch.  Way to dream up the world’s most annoying hybrid, writer.

The interview goes on to include a quote from Rebecca’s manager, who says that they’re currently working on her next song and video, and that “it will be a timeless piece of music, but it will certainly have a date stamp.”  Sounds great, can’t wait!

“I think I’m going to end my acting career. I’m so introverted. I’m ready to go behind the scenes. I’m 36 years old, but I’ve been doing this for 20 years. It’s so hard to go out in L.A. I’m going to move. I’m going to spend a third of my year in New York.”

Cue the sad and dramatic violin music as we all weep bitter tears that Ryan Phillippe will no longer be stunning us with performances such as that in I Know What You Did Last Summer, Crash, and his latest stint on WWE Raw.

Nah, I’m kidding. Phillippe had a much more interesting repertoire than just those movies above, but no one – NO ONE – thought Ryan Phillippe was as great and epic as Ryan Phillippe did.

Catch you later, boyfriend.

A few weeks ago, we ran a small blurb in one of the link posts claiming that Snooki lost a couple of pounds. And she did, really. Judging by old pictures, Snooki probably lost around fifteen pounds. The story came and went through the Jersey Shore filter that I try to hard to maintain on this site, and I tried to vow not to talk about her after that.

However? It seems that Snooki’s trying to ride this one out as long as she can. She just spoke to People magazine this past week and had a lot to say:

Polizzi told PEOPLE she was working with a trainer and trying to eat healthy foods. She has also been experimenting with Zumba, a dance class, and even showed off her gymnastics skills at WWE Raw.

“I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again,” the reality star, 23, said. “But it’s really hard to eat good when you’re traveling because you see fast food – and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.”

“[I have] egg whites in the morning and chicken and salads,” she said. “And if you do drink, it’s gotta be clear liquors.”  Now, instead of throwing back Long Island Iced Teas or margaritas (“Which are, like, a million calories,” she notes), Snooki’s new drink of choice is a lighter option: vodka with seltzer water.

“[For Jersey Shore's upcoming season] All we’re gonna eat is pasta,” she said. “I’m very, very scared – drinking wine and having spaghetti all day [would] throw me off course.”

The only thing that would throw me off course about you, Snooki, is if I woke up one day to a world where you weren’t a fight-picking pig with a warthog face, but hey.  Congrats on the weight loss thing!  Getting healthy is a good, mature thing to do, so maybe you could also put down the seventy-six adult beverages that you consume in a day, too.  … But then you wouldn’t have much of a career, now, would you, girl?

Rachel Bilson stuns in a bikini. [The Superficial]

What do Adele and Beyonce have in common? [Bossip]

Lindsay Lohan gets it in the ass. [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus to be the flower girl for the royal wedding? [Yeeeah]

Why you should actually be excited about Thor. [Pajiba]

Who’s leaving American Idol? [IDLYITW]

Even more weird details about Emma Watson‘s deparyture from Brown. [Amy Grindhouse]

The 9 craziest Easter bonnets that you ever did see. [The Frisky]

Oh look, Hayden Panettiere‘s new tattoo. [Celebuzz]

Who is AnnaLynne McCord dating these days? [Socialite Life]

First peek at RuPaul‘s ‘Glamazon.’ [OMGBlog]

Is this the next Susan Boyle? [Cele|Bitchy]

Happy Easter, you guys! Well, belated Easter. Did you all have a super day, do anything fun, eat tons of good food? It was HOT here yesterday – I think it’s the first time that I’ve celebrated Easter when it was 86 degrees and sunny. I grew up in Northeastern Pennsylvania, and Easter often symbolized heavy coats over pretty, wishfully-Spring dresses, the possibility of snow and cranking the heat up while watching The Ten Commandments and passing out on the couch with a bloated bellyful of ham and kielbasa. Not yesterday, though – the day was filled with hot sun and delish food, practicing my golf swing in the backyard and showing off my Easter egg-colored manicure.

And speaking of Easter eggs, that darling Lea Michele was photographed on the set of Glee yesterday, celebrating Easter by looking like Easter. The bunny, Peeps, and all. She’s such a funny girl, that Lea.

Hope your Easter was super, too!