Because if I’m forced to look at another self-portrait featuring Mimi’s baby (babies?) bump complete with oil pastels, I’m going to lose it. Granted, she’s got a rather fine bulge going on there, and I’m sure her babies are going to be wicked cute, but enough is enough already, you know? I get it – you’re excited about your babes, Mariah. It’s probably never going to stop. You’re gonna be one of those mamas who posts photos of every single mini-milestone in your kids’ lives, and that’s alright. But you need to cool your jets for a few minutes, girl. You’re gonna drive dem babies crazy.
Photo courtesy of People, courtesy of Mariah’s Twitter.
Here’s a small clip of a pre-recorded interview that Lindsay sat through with Jay Leno yesterday afternoon, and just judging by what she said, this is all – still – apparently no big deal to her. It’s like each and every thing that happens to this girl is the fault of others, and though the acknowledges that she’s made a crap-ton of mistakes, she still sort of brushes them off like ‘hell, what can you do.’ I’m not sure if I should admire her for this outlook, or if I should continue shaking my head in disbelief that someone could be so self-centered and ‘whatever’ about every negative event in their life. I get that everyone makes mistakes, but Lindsay’s garbage trail has been entirely too long to completely chalk up to simple ‘mistake.’ There’s an uncaring arrogance about this girl that’s going to ultimately be her downfall, and really, that’s kind of sad.
Will you guys be watching tonight, or are you so over Lindsay that the shitshow isn’t even appealing anymore?
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Just when you thought the Rebecca Black pandemonium had died down to a dull roar, those crazy kids on DWTS have gone and resurrected ‘Friday’ with their own spin, and it’s actually not half bad if you can get past the whole idea that, despite different players, IT’S STILL ‘Friday,’ ffs. However? Though Mark Ballas is way hot, and I’d just love to be Pia Toscano these days (who was lurking on the sidelines, trying hard not to be filmed), the beatboxing and awkward jiving was just embarrassing. If this is what Mark’s like behind closed doors, man … you in danger, girl.
“Worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign. What if there was a kid around the corner, you dumb bitch. … blonde piece of shit. [She] should apologize to humanity. [She's just a] horrible excuse for a human being. I wouldn’t be as pissed if I weren’t a mom. What an irresponsible person. What a lame existence.”
Fairly Legal‘s Sarah Shahi, calling out Paris Hilton via Twitter for being the world’s biggest douchebag driver. According to Shahi, Hilton cut her off in traffic, and then later ran a stop sign.
Sarah, I’d be pissed too, girl.
Paris’s rep had no comment about Sarah’s Twitter tirade, but I’m willing to bet that Paris probably saw it in real time. She strikes me as the text-while-you’re-driving type of a-hole that I just want to RAM out on the streets, too.
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