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Pia Toscano’s Blowing Up, You Guys

You know, there’s positively no doubt in my mind that Pia Toscano, who was recently kicked off of American Idol, is a wicked talented chick who’s got a crazy good voice. She’s also pretty sweet and is cute enough to be dating Mark Ballas, who is just hot. Flat-the-fuck-out hot. Smoking hot. What I’m wondering, though, does she have an unfair advantage in performing on Dancing With the Stars BECAUSE she’s dating Mark Ballas? If she weren’t porking him on the regular, would the network even consider having an American Idol reject perform on their show? It’s a sticky situation, but for Pia, it’s win-win. Lose out on AI? That’s OK – you get a record label, a hot boyfriend who can probably move in bed as well as he does on stage, and public appearances on much-watched shows left and right. Goes to show you, guys – dreams can come true.