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This Teen Mom is trying her damnedest to squeeze a little bit more fame out of this whole ‘baby’ thing. [The Superficial]

Beyonce and Jay-Z performing at the Royal Wedding? [Lainey Gossip]

A remake of Coming to America? NO FUCKING THANKS. [Bossip]

A lot of you have been waiting for it: Obama’s birth certificate. Happy now? [TMZ]

Olivia Munn is still trying really hard. [The Blemish]

Palace guard calls Kate Middleton a ‘cow.’ Guess who probably won’t have a job tomorrow. Or a life. [Right Celebrity TV]

Jon Hamm and Kristen Wiig having sex, for real. [Huffington Post]

I’d kill for one of Kate Middleton’s bridesmaids’ dresses. [Celebuzz]

This is the best Blake Lively‘s looked, like, EVAR. [Socialite Life]

Lady Gaga and Ellen face off. [Popbytes]

The 13 hottest sideboobs in all of celebrity-dom. [The Frisky]

Steven Tyler is totally sober. For now. [Cele|bitchy]

January Jones wants you to fantasize about her as a child. [INFDaily]