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The tie between Michael Lohan and John Bobbit. [The Superficial]

Did Tracy Morgan find his new girlfriend at a strip club? [Bossip]

This is the best that Colin Farrell‘s looked, like, ever. [Lainey Gossip]

Laura Winslow wants to do Playboy. Steve Urkel’s gonna go nuts. [TMZ]

65 visible reasons that Sofia Vergara‘s got one of the hottest bodies going. [Socialite Life]

The ‘real story’ as to why Emma Watson withdrew from Brown. [LA Times]

Kim Kardashian‘s Cosmo UK photo shoot was FIERCE. And full of stiff-face. [Celebuzz]

No one in their right mind could hate Tom Hanks. [Pajiba]

Lindsay is apparently looking for more reasons to be locked up. [IDLYITW]

Kelly Osbourne only gained weight in her face, you guys. [Cele|Bitchy]

Here’s a pair of the most magnificent boobs on the planet. [INFDaily]

Of course Levi Johnston is writing a tell-all. [The Frisky]

POLL: What do you think Nicki Minaj‘s perfume will smell like? [The Frisky]