After what a lot of people are saying ‘only’ eight months of dating, Kristin Cavallari and NFL quarterback Jay Cutler are engaged. The couple started dating last fall, and after weeks of Cavallari telling people left and right that she’s so in love, her man Jay popped the question this past weekend on a Caribbean mini-vacation.
Me, I don’t necessarily think that eight months is too soon for a proposal – I mean, shit. First off, it’s two fairly-known people in Hollywood. Eight months is like two years at the very least. Second? It’s not like they were dating for eight weeks or something. There was this dude who called in on Delilah the other night to request a wedding song for him and his bride, and when Delilah asked him how long they’d be together, he said a month. Even fucking Delilah didn’t know how to respond, you know? A month. And they were engaged and getting married the following week. I almost wrecked the car when I heard ‘four weeks.’ (laugh all you want at me listening to Delilah in the car, but it’s not like I listen to that crap at home or anything.) But hey. It’ll either end one of two ways: Delilah’s boy and his woman will end up happily ever after, or they’ll be applying for an annulment in six weeks.
So anyway. Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler. Engaged, woo! Congratulations are in order!