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Reese Witherspoon Celebrates Easter by Putting Eggs in Her Socks; What Do You Do?

A photo of Reese Witherspoon

OMG, you guys, how great is Easter?  For me, my favorite holidays have to be Halloween, then Christmas, then Valentine’s Day, then Easter, but Valentine’s Day and Easter are super close.  I know that my fourth favorite holiday might not sound like a huge deal, but I’m a girl who makes a fuss over Arbor Day, ok, so yeah, it is a huge deal.  Despite the facts that I don’t get Easter baskets anymore (total bummer) and that Easter was the holiday on which my grandmother locked me in the bathroom until I was ready to confess my sins and fight my way out of Satan’s clutches, I will still be just as pleased as punch this whole day.

Enough about me, let’s let Reese Witherspoon tell us about what she does on Easter with her new husband and her cute kids:

“I was trying to think of new games you can play. So I went online and there’s this game where you stuff as many eggs into your tube socks as possible. And then you have to run a race. And whoever ends up at the end of the race with the least amount of broken eggs wins!

“It’s actually super fun, because the adults get competitive. We started whacking each other’s shins and ankles, grabbing each other, taking each other down. Especially me, because I’m a little bit competitive. Literally, it’s disgusting. And it smells like rotten eggs for about three weeks. But it’s fun.”

Either that’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard or I’m just mad hormonal and blissed out on Jesus’ magic.  Either way, happy Easter, you guys!