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Ke$ha Pretends That She Cares About Seals and Stuff for PETA

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Because honestly, I can’t imagine Ke$ha caring about much of anything outside of oral sex, Jack Daniels, penises, Massengil, and Krispy Kreme doughnuts, you know? It just doesn’t compute all that well that Ke$ha is sticking up for those crazily-adorable baby seals. I’m glad PETA thinks that they have someone all cool and cutting-edge to peddle their mantras, but they really should have checked out someone a bit more reliable in their personality. Ke$ha’s like the wind, you guys.

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    • Are you serious? Ke$ha is a joke, and this is a joke. None of these celebrities give a crap about animals and it really shows. It shouldn’t be too long before she’s seen out and about in real fur.

      It is funny…I think it was Olivia Munn who was at a PETA event where she was speaking out about like, polar bears or some shit, and she was wearing leather sandals. PETA people were notified and said “this event is about polar bears” or whatever it was about. PETA is a fucking joke and this should stop, so calling these retards out is pretty appropriate.

      NOTHING is better than a 6 oz. filet mignon with a glass of Maker’s Mark & Diet Coke. HAH.

  • Trust PETA to talk out of their asses about someone else’s country. They’re such hypocritical fools.

  • I don’t understand why celebrities still associate with borderline terrorist, narrow-minded, judgmental organizations like PETA.

  • I AM CANADIAN. WE DO NOT CLUB SEALS. NOR DO WE LIVE IN IGLOOS. Peta needs to educate themselves before they go generalizing an entire country. Just so it’s clear, it is illegal to kill seals here. Not that it probably doesn’t happen up north ILLEGALLY, but it’s by no means mainstream. That’s like me generalizing southern American men who live in trailer parks saying they are all drunks who abuse their dogs. I’m educated enough to know it’s not true.

    I’m sorry. This infuriates me.